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One fateful night on 4/20 three notorious pirate captains get high off of Robin's Special Brownies and end up fucking in the crow’s nest.
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The Valiant Dead Don't Have Health Insurance But A Checkup Couldn't Hurt by bmouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Dragging your six or seven hundred year old fairy coworker to a medical checkup really ought to blow a lid off that whole ‘pretending to be human’ thing. Luckily, with his unusual upbringing, Illuga wouldn’t know normal if it bit him in the ass.
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Never trust a Mondstater’s idea of wholesome evening activities.
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Luffy gets Grand Line poison ivy. Law has a personalized treatment plan.
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Eustass Kid tries to be a good cellmate. It... kind of works out.
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“So like a fight? Great.” Strawhat cracks his knuckles.
“No dumbass, they’re gonna run a train on you.”
“Like a sea train?” He actually looked around for it. Rubber idiot actually looked around the fuckin’ windowless cell. Gold Roger fuckin’ wept. “But we’re on land. There’s no railroad tracks here.”
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The Six Husbands of Akashi Seijuurou by bmouse
Fandom Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
24 Apr 2022
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Love As A Thing That Relates To Basketball by bmouse
Fandom Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
24 May 2022
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Pantalone meets the other segments. As a result, thirty-five year old Dottore gets jealous of… himself?
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03 Jul 2026
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Wowwwwwww I love it
The perfect sci-fi ness of it all
Pantalone really is wife/mommy/muse for all these crazy fuckers -
when i get older, losing my hair, many years from now (will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine?) by kjm126316
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jun 2026
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“It is no great chore to look at you,” Flins mumbles. “On the contrary, I think some might consider it a reward.”
Illuga feels his face heat up. “Flatterer.”
There’s a long pause, and then Flins asks: “Is it— Is it really ‘flattery’ if it’s the truth?” and Illuga is thrown for a genuine loop.
“Well fuck,” he says. “I guess not.”
Varka finds a way to get Flins drunk. Illuga gets to deal with the fallout.
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- Part 4 of putting the "fae" in "faelight"
Bookmarked by bmouse
28 Jun 2026
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Only Genshin could make a kerosine drinking binge cute
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All's Fair in Love and Laser Tag by CheshireSmileyFries2
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
26 Mar 2026
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Jax whacks the plastic gun in his hand hard enough it glitches, grin twitching higher in the corners. "I think Caine messed with my gun, it doesn't seem to shoot right. Mind holding still so I can test that theory?"
"In your dreams, hairball." Pomni manages to duck away from another steadily fired beam. His voice sends her feet speeding away again, gun trained steadily on the pocket of his stupidly pink overalls. She can't help the small smile that tucks itself into her mouth as she runs away, cheeks bunching from where her lips tilt in the edges.
"Awh, come on, Pom! What's with all the sudden competition? You used to looove making peace with everyone. Where'd that little pacifist spirit go?" The smirk in his voice sets Pomni's teeth grating, and rockets her annoyance high enough that she sends out a blast as she moves.
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Caine sends the cast on a laser tag themed adventure, leaving Pomni and Jax to team up against their joined foe.Series
- Part 1 of The AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS ONE-SHOTS!
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Four times Flins lets his friends touch him, and one time he asks for it himself.
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you have transformed me with strange tenderness by Zorriya
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Apr 2026
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The strangest, haunting sound vibrates across the island.
When close enough and when the sun momentarily dips beyond a thick cover of clouds, Flins’ eyebrows rise.
It shouldn’t be possible to confirm the identity, much less make out the details, from the distance and harsh daylight torturing his poor nocturnal eyes, yet he does anyway—for the dark, warm brown and orange stand out against an expanse of white. His eyes flit downwards as he registers the movement, the movement of legs rhythmically pushing and sliding in front of each other.
Master Illuga, hands on the straps of a backpack, mouth covered in a scarf to protect himself against the cold, is skating. To him.
Bookmarked by bmouse
22 Apr 2026
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Cuuuuuuuuuuute
Also listen if I could do Geo I would give myself elemental ice skates all the time