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    “You’re slurring your words,” Vimes said, then looked him up and down. “You’re bloody drunk, aren’t you?”

    Vetinari opened his mouth to argue but saw Sam’s expression. “Is it really that obvious…? To other people, I mean.”

    Vimes shrugged. “I don’t know, but I’ve known you for five bloody years, sir.”


    Vetinari is poisoned at a party in Genua and things get messy much quicker than expected. For rabb-te's prompt “I’m not going anywhere. That’s the part you keep forgetting.”

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    01 Aug 2026

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    "What therefore God hath joined together in human and daemon, let not man put asunder." (Mark 10:9)

    Jonathan Sims, six months after the Unknowing, wakes to find himself without a daemon - without humanity, without a soul. It's a cursed half-life, but existence as a shell without a heart isn't so bad: between solving the mystery of a persistent illusion cast over his friends and some light pseudo-cannibalism, a life as a monster is better than no life at all. At least, it would be, if it wasn't for the fucking Owl.

    Or: break free, Jon. You have nothing to lose anymore.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    It’s not Vimes’s fault, the thing that happens. It’s not his fault in the sense that he isn’t the bastard sending weird letters to people, but it also isn’t his fault that on that particular day, he actually opens some of his mail.

    [In which Vimes has had enough, Vetinari is extraordinarily patient, and Detritus is Detritus]

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    29 Jul 2026

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    House and Death play Operation for Wilson's life.

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    “This is the part where you ask me if I'm fucking him, you know.” He's grateful for the last defense of being nasty, a familiar trench to crawl into. “Maybe I’m not even asking out of the goodness of my heart. This could just be… sex. Selfishness. Aren’t you supposed to ask if it’s the right kind of love?”
    Death takes a long look at him.
    YOU ARE CHALLENGING ON HIS BEHALF. ‘DON'T GO’ IS THE ONLY KIND OF LOVE THERE IS.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Dean occasionally crashes his best friend Castiel's college lectures to take him out to lunch. One day, Castiel decides to demonstrate the "consent is sexy" narrative to his Human Sexuality class, using Dean as his partner.

    Dean quickly learns that consent is very sexy.

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    03 Jun 2026