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On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.
As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…
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Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.
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fic based on the song "unchained melody", unrighteous brothers version. you can listen here
this is a lil wedding fic that i started and anticipated to have done for gentlebeard wedding week... last may. well, better late than never, right?
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"The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever"
Whatever this was, it was dangerous, the way his heart beat a little bit quicker with the touch. Ed had had more than his share of heartbreak for this lifetime and he wasn’t going to let it happen again. He wasn’t a love kinda guy. He was a quick fuck in the back of a van, tossed out into the night, and left in the rain kinda guy. The same kinda guy that he had been tossed aside by. But at least that guy was a safe option because Ed already knew there was no danger of being hurt.
Fool me once...
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Stede is sleeping soundly. Ed is not. Ed's considering burning Stede's face off if he doesn't stop SNORING
Baby Kraken made a WONDERFUL podfic of this! You can find it here!
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This is a tiny little fix-it ficlet that kept pestering me while at work last night. Takes place somewhere in s2e08, after the (hot) scene where they dressed up as the english, but before... the thing happened.
this is my blanket permission for anyone to podfic, remix, repod, make art, or otherwise create derivative works of my fics! All I ask is that you link back to my work as the inspiration.
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For more ways to help visit RenewAsACrew.com
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On nights like these, the world tilts into something softer, something pleasure-drenched and golden. Ed's mind is calm, and Stede is the only thing he can remember.
Bliss.
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- Part 1 of life just begins again
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12 Nov 2024
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There was a man sitting in Stede’s seat.
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12 Nov 2024
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Her eyes go wide with the realization as they land, across the deck of the Revenge, on the one person she swore that she would never see again. That's Jim? Fucking Jim? Oluwande's boatmance? Fucking seriously?
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12 Nov 2024
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here we are, both of us lonely by CartoonMayor, GayWatson
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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Stede Bonnet is getting married tomorrow. He's still a virgin, so before he beds his wife-to-be, he heads into Bridgetown to find some company for the night.
OFMD Kinktober 2024 Day 10 - anonymous sex/marking/"open up"
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- Part 44 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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12 Nov 2024
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Stede's braces are coming off, and he's gonna take all that newfound courage and finally ask Ed out for a date.
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12 Nov 2024