bitsyboi
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- Phineas and Ferb (1)
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A hole opens in the middle of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy, the source of the screaming popping up right in front of them. Shock settles over everyone like a sudden wave.
Phineas breaks the silence, his voice calm despite the surprise. “Aren’t you the high school’s new science teacher?”
They all stare at their sudden visitor for a few more moments, processing the unexpected turn of events, before both Candace and Stacy yell simultaneously, “Mr. Doofenshmirtz?!”
Heinz has been teaching at Danville High for almost an entire school year. To celebrate this milestone and his community service, Monogram has allowed Agent P to host a party for Heinz at his lair. Something small to show that he— no, everyone— is proud of him. No ulterior motives at all!
Candace is also planning a get-together of her own with Stacy and Vanessa… or, well, she wanted to.
A normal night is never in the cards when anyone here is involved.
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Ever since monsters emerged from underground, public opinion has been divided. Many people embraced the idea that they weren't alone on the planet, and opened their hearts to the new citizens of earth. However, many humans also don't trust monsters. Monster hate crimes and other forms of monsterphobia exist the world over.
When a new security guard at work is revealed to be a skeleton, your world expands, and you have to deal with problems you never expected. Including your feelings for him.Yes, there will be smut.
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02 Jul 2026
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A prophecy states that Luigi and Bowser can stop a threat, but only if they're married.
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28 Jun 2026
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Narrator is a vampire who goes by the name Simon that loves everything to do with books. So he teaches at a university where he meets Stanley, who just wants to escape his soul sucking job.
He tries and fails not to fall in love with the mute man. Chaos ensues.
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23 Jun 2026
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the mortifying ordeal of whatever the hell just happened by untrustworthyglitch
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
24 Nov 2021
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“Yes? Believe it or not, bisexuality is not something new. Hell, I was hooking up with dudes before you were even born,” Stan insists indignantly. “Hot ones, too.”
Or, in which Stan has been bi for decades, and people keep being weirdly surprised by that.
Series
- Part 5 of swear jar series
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11 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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- 18/?
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25 May 2026