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An Isaac McAdoo kicked ball to the arse leads Jamie to a night he's been waiting for since he was old enough to realise that it wasn't just Roy Kent's skill on a pitch that kept him glued to every Chelsea match shown for over a decade.
(Set after S2E7 Headspace, canon divergence)
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01 Jul 2026
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Illya watches Solo work and sees something he was never supposed to see. And then that work follows them all home.
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09 Jun 2026
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Illya looks back out over the balcony, across the city to the sea. A few birds wheel overhead. Somewhere a bell starts ringing. “You don’t have to stay. There are worse places.”
“If you are going to die, then I’m not letting you die alone,” Napoleon replies. “Besides, I’m not giving up. Just trying another avenue.” He studies the magic sluggishly curling still around Illya’s body. “Why did you do this?”
“Do what?” Illya asks. His face is pale, even in the bright Mediterranean sun. He tilts his head back and shuts his eyes, turning his face into it.
“Burn the plans. When you knew this might happen.” Illya flinches slightly, and Napoleon hums. “When you knew this would happen. Is this worth dying for?”
Illya flinches again. “No one can have those plans. And I knew it would end like this eventually. This is a better place than I thought I would have.” He breathes steadily, hand clenching into fists as his body spasms. “It was worth it,” he says quietly.
Napoleon whistles. “Christ, Peril. Way to point out that compared to you, I have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
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05 Jun 2026
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a true friend will argue by inlovewithnight for movies_michelle
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
29 Nov 2015
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Illya is bleeding.
He can’t be too concerned about it, though, because it’s a flesh wound at most and Solo’s injury is much worse.
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04 Jun 2026
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Napoleon Solo is in love with Illya Kuryakin. He knows it. Gaby knows it. Illya presumably does not know it, otherwise Napoleon would be dead. It's not just Illya's rejection Napoleon fears. The CIA and KGB would never brook their top agents canoodling with each other. And who the hell knows what Waverly will think.
No, it's better for all concerned that he keeps his mouth firmly shut.
Then a mission unexpectedly unravels, things spiral out of Napoleon's control, and all his best resolutions turn to dust.
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30 May 2026