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The first thing Jan told Jamie was that he didn’t like him. It’s all been downhill from there.
It only gets worse when Jan realizes he actually does like Jamie, a lot.
Takes place throughout season two (no spoilers for season three).
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02 Jul 2026
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There’s a part of Jamie that’s still thirteen and awestruck, or seventeen and infatuated, or twenty-two and bitter and still fucking obsessed, that still can’t believe he lives in a world where he gets to have stuff like Roy Kent inviting him over for tea. Can’t quite believe this is his life.
Jamie’s summer, and beyond.
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Natalie cracks open a bottle of sparkling Moscato with an audible pop! and remarks, “Just look at the muscles in those forearms. He could hold you up against a wall, no question.”
Roy, who has never once looked at Jamie Tartt’s arms with anything other than detached professionalism, and really only during the rare instances when he was on spotting duty at the weight bench, downs an entire glass of wine and resigns himself to what amounts to psychological torture every Wednesday evening for the foreseeable future.
Roy reluctantly watches the entire season of Lust Conquers All.
Despite that, he doesn't really figure out how to deal with Jamie Tartt until months later.
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30 Jun 2026
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Roy folds his arms, glaring. "All right, what the fuck is going on here? Why have you suddenly decided to fancy me?"
"I haven't suddenly decided, I've always fancied you. Just didn't know until today that you'd be up for it."
Roy reminds himself sternly that he cannot murder their star striker the day before a match. "Just because I'm interested in blokes doesn't mean I'm interested in you."
Jamie looks confused. "It doesn't? But..." He gestures at his face as if it's incontrovertible evidence, then down his body like a closing argument.
Roy cannot murder him. The media would be intolerable.
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29 Jun 2026
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welcome to my samjamie bestfriendism agenda :) this is a canon divergent timeline where they bond after jamie has a panic attack at the gala in season one.
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28 Jun 2026
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The second time that Jamie shows up, smirking and announcing that he can't participate in training because he's hurt is so much worse than the first time. He's changed a lot, grown up a lot, and no one knows why he's acting like this again when he's put so much time and effort into not being that person anymore. It feels like history is repeating itself, except... something isn't adding up.
Sam is the one who puts it together, who sees the proof that Jamie very much is hurt, and has led everyone to believe that he isn't by telling them that he is in a way that sounded like an obvious lie. It makes his head spin, and he doesn't know what to do. Thankfully, his team captain and his coaches are there to figure it out.
(Hypothetical season 3 timeline. Completely gen. Jamie is hurt in an accident. He doesn't handle it well.)
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28 Jun 2026
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"So, how long has this been going on?" She asks, nodding towards the room Jamie and Phoebe have disappeared in.
"Nothing has been going on," he says and he knows it's probably fucking pointless but he has to at least fucking try.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Lookin’ a little frazzled there, muchacho.”
“Please do not make fun, Jamie Tartt,” Dani says, wincing as he presses his fingertips down into the skin of his calf. “Everything hurts.”
“I’m not makin’ fun.” Jamie sits next to him - his shoes look perfectly comfortable. Dani shoots them an envious glance. “You should fix your hair before the reception, though.”
Dani closes his eyes. “I cannot focus on that right now.”
“I could do it for you,” Jamie says, completely casually, and -
or, 4 times jamie touches dani's hair
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Bookmarked by ele (biteline)
26 Jun 2026
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a muppet, dying of the incurable condition of being a little bitch by PeonyPages161
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 Dec 2023
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- and then they suddenly break into another well known melody, one he hasn’t heard in ages and he wheels around and there’s Roy Kent, the Roy Kent, Roy fucking Kent, in his black shirt and jeans, with that face chiseled out of stone and the vibe of a thunderstorm that could wreck a country, striding onto the pitch, to the dugout and the other coaches.
Well.
He’s fucked.
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some things go differently than they did during Season 2.
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26 Jun 2026
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i'm too tired to be tough (just wanna be loved) by instantcaramel
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
17 Aug 2021
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On day four when he wakes up to the shrill sound of his alarm, he throws it across the room. It smashes, and he doesn’t even care. He just goes back to sleep and ignores everyone who comes to his door to find out if he’s alive or not.
It doesn’t matter. When tomorrow comes, it’ll just be today anyway.
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26 Jun 2026
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Rebecca lifts one perfect eyebrow. "Those aren't exactly the objections I was anticipating. You don't want to deny it?"
"That I've gone and bagged Roy Kent?" Jamie stares at her like she's mad. "I want that on the first line of me Wikipedia page."
"I don't fucking care if they think we're fucking married with fucking kids and a fucking shih tzu as long as you tell them it's fucking consensual," Roy grumbles. "Taking advantage, Jesus shitfucking Christ."
"Well." Rebecca sits down at her desk. "I really should set up a meeting with the PR team to talk some sense into you, but frankly I find this far too entertaining to stand in your way. They're waiting in the press room, go on down and tell them whatever you like." She picks up her phone. "Higgins? Bring me popcorn immediately."
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Bookmarked by ele (biteline)
26 Jun 2026
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Sam got his soulmate words when he was eleven years old. Ten years later, Jamie Tartt spoke them. Jamie, who'd been so arrogant and cruel last season. The one person Sam had never wanted to see again was his soulmate, and Sam desperately wished it had been anyone else.
Except... Jamie was changing, this year. Laughing more. Passing the ball. And if Jamie really could become a better person, then maybe...
Maybe.
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26 Jun 2026
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Jamie and Phoebe text sometimes.
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26 Jun 2026
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“Who’s texting you?” she asked.
“Just Jamie,” Roy replied. “I should have never given him my number, he sends me random shit all the time now.”
“I guess you’re friends now?” Ruth said, propping herself up on an elbow.
He grunted. “I’m not currently trying to kill him.”
“Aaawwwww,” said Ruth. “You like him.”
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Five times Roy’s sister heard about Jamie Tartt plus one time she saw him with Roy.
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26 Jun 2026
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“Amsterdam’s our thing, innit? It’s tradition. It’s like—the anniversary of when you learned to ride a bike. Your bikeversary.”
One year on, and they're playing Ajax again, in the fucking Champions League. After, Jamie has plans.
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26 Jun 2026
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Nobody has ever accused Jamie Tartt of being a genius, but it doesn't take a genius to figure sleeping after Wembley would be a difficult task. He's in Roy's spare bedroom. The spare bedroom in Roy Kent's house. On Roy Kent’s street. Up Roy Kent’s staircase. His spare bedroom. The one he offers to guests and stuff, and based on the fluffy pink unicorn staring at him from the assortment of pillows, one Phoebe often stays in. Which, mental, right?
Alternative title: 5 times Jamie struggles to find sleep, and one time sleep struggles to find him,
(Concussions sound a lot worse than they actually are, honest.)Bookmarked by ele (biteline)
26 Jun 2026
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“You must not believe in soulmates then?”
Something complicated crosses Jamie's face and then he shakes his head slightly. “Nah I do. Got me words - see them right there.” He waves off to the side.
bananas are disgusting appears in what Roy presumes to be banana yellow over the TV.
The yoga mums’ aww. “Did you know about that Roy?”
Fuck - the universe really is cruel. “I didn’t, but whoever it is deserves monetary compensation. It’d be like a service to England.”
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26 Jun 2026
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Naim climbed up the rattling, half-rotted scaffolding, and reached his hand into the fire to pull something out.
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25 Jun 2026
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“Yeah,” Jamie drawls in that soft voice, and if Coach Ted’s voice is peanut butter, she thinks Jamie’s must be honey. “It ain’t your fault, Phoebe. And I don’t think your Uncle Roy meant for you to hear what he said ‘bout your dad. But it’s kinda like that, see. No one wants me dad to come to our matches either.”
“But you want him to show up sometimes too?”
Jamie looks down at their clasped hands. “Sometimes. It’s complicated.”
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Bookmarked by ele (biteline)
24 Jun 2026
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Roy has to bring Phoebe to work during Sam's first pre-season with AFC Richmond. She's immediately drawn to Jamie, and Sam watches in shock as his workplace bully has an enthusiastic, earnestly sweet conversation with a six year old girl.
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24 Jun 2026