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Into the Brighter Night by shoalsea
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
25 Oct 2020
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When an unknown enemy threatens Robin, Gotham's vigilantes come together to keep him safe.
Unfortunately, they're protecting the wrong Robin.
Or: Tim Drake plans his own rescue. Things get complicated.
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On a corporate owned mining asteroid in the depths of the Corporation Rim, a group of plucky, heroic, indentured humans have just decided to make their first move in a daring escape plan. Said first move is a deceptively simple hack, putting control of their corporate overlords' single, overworked SecUnit into their hands.
Little do they know, this murderbot is already hacked.
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This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?
Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?
Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.
This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.
Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.
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(When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)
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10 Jun 2025
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Parenting is Bruce's thing, and Jason isn't planning on messing with that. But when Bruce fails to spot the countless red flags about Tim's home life, it falls to Jason to step up. Of course it does. Because he's literally the only one in his family who knows how to be responsible, and if Dick disagrees, he can suck it.
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17 May 2025
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whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2024
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HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan XichenNote: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.
Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation
Wei Wuxian,
Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.
Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human ResourcesOR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye
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26 Apr 2025
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everybody thought you were so insane by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2024
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PHYSICS 101
Rating: 2.0 | Would take again: No | Grade: B+
Unless you want to spend the semester learning about Professor Wei’s highly specific feud with another professor that I still don’t understand the origin of, take a different professor!
PHYSICS 263
Rating: 2.5 | Would take again: No | Grade: C
If you take this class, hope and pray that Wei Wuxian never stops by during lecture. He came in once just to ask Professor Lan if he’d removed the stick up his ass yet, and as soon as he left Prof Lan gave us all a pop quiz. EVIL.
OR: a tale told through rate my professors posts
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19 Apr 2025
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even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS
HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.
JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.
WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!
OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.
WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?
JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]
OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court
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19 Apr 2025
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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18 Apr 2025
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dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Mar 2025
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Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, I think you should give Lan Wangji a chance! Opposites attract, right?
Jiang Cheng: An IRS agent and a tax evader is not exactly Romeo and Juliet
Jiang Yanli: It’s better! No one needs to die!
Wei Wuxian: i’d rather die than pay more taxes
Jiang Yanli: ???
Wei Wuxian: i’m like 60% joking
Wei Wuxian: maybe if he falls in love with me he’ll give me tips on how to evade more taxes in futureOR: the great romantic saga of tax collector!lwj and tax evader!wwx
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16 Apr 2025
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my flight was awful, thanks for asking by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Mar 2025
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STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM ESSAYS
Lan Jingyi
By the way, are we expected to just ignore the elephant in the room that is whatever you two professors have going on? I’ve noticed you both pretend not to hear us when we ask questions, but we can clearly all see that you do not have a normal colleague relationship. If I figure out what it is, will I get extra credit for the semester? Because I think [...]
Ouyang Zizhen
Our professors are really dedicated to our learning. You are so dedicated, in fact, that you told us to focus on our studies and not pry into your personal lives, but I think our intellectual curiosity is what made us good candidates for this study abroad experience.
Wen Ning
You should probably know that there’s a betting pool going around the program about the nature of your relationship, which I am NOT participating in, but I just wanted to mention it in case you didn’t know.
OR: essay excerpts from the study abroad program that professors!wangxian are in charge of, ft. junior squad shenanigans
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16 Apr 2025
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could end in burning flames or paradise by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2025
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Qinghe Counseling Group
Therapist: Nie Huaisang | Intern: Lan SizhuiSession Notes and Observations:
WWX & LWJ are firefighters(?) or something? Or at least they end up in burning buildings a lot apparently so if they’re not firefighters that would be weird but tbh I forget exactly what they said. They claim to be just colleagues and not romantically involved which is wack bc I’m pretty sure couples counseling is supposed to be for couples?? Need to check w/ intern on this. If these two are just colleagues tho, it’s giving HR violation bc they act more married than actual married couples. I tried to help steer the conversation by asking how they cope with the sexual tension between them at work but this question was not well received. Both seemed confused. Subjects are delusional?
OR: wangxian are not a couple (yet) but they are in couples counseling, with nie huaisang as their very helpful therapist
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- Part 1 of couples therapy aus
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14 Apr 2025
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Good Fellows by thatcuriouscat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Red Robin (Comics)
23 Nov 2024
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Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”
Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”
Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”
“FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”
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- Part 1 of Good Fellows
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03 Apr 2025
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
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01 Oct 2024
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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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01 Oct 2024
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“He’s dead,” Tim said, blankly.
“Look at me.” Jason ducked his head to catch Tim’s eyes. “Hey, look at me. You didn’t kill him. You just shot him. No big deal, right? You’ve injured lots of people. Just part of the job. Doesn’t matter it was with a gun this time. Doesn’t change anything. I’m the one who killed him. You’re fine.”
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- Part 2 of Displacement
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- 5/5
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27 Sep 2024
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whether i’m gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Sep 2024
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Lan_Wangji
Per Section 12 of the Gusu Lan HOA Rulebook, excessive noise is not allowed after 8 p.m. The house at 405 Cloud Road is in violation of this regulation.[14 comments]
weiwuxian: ??!?!?!??!! haven’t you ever heard that snitches get stitches???
Lan_Wangji: Threatening community members is also an infraction.OR: life is tough for wwx when neighbor!lwj won’t stop reporting him to the homeowners association
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22 Sep 2024
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
27 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
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- 6/6
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16 Aug 2024
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Ian and Mickey find Yevgeny, and Mickey tries to get the hang of this whole family thing.
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- Part 2 of from lessons learned
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07 Aug 2024
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The original (or some might say rightful) owner of Mickey's new Hawaiian shirt comes back to collect.
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05 Aug 2024
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5 times Ian and Mickey didn't make gay friends, +1 time they did.
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05 Aug 2024