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it’s a long, hot summer in los angeles. what better time to lose your mind?
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27 Jun 2026
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It is four in the afternoon. Holland March is six weeks and four days into his second attempt at sobriety when his late wife's parents come knocking.
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or, Holland gets a visit from the in-laws and a new perspective on his relationshipBookmarked by beholder
24 Jun 2026
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Healy's on his knees with a bucket and a brush, trying to lift three-day-old Yoo-hoo stains off the carpet, when he realizes this isn't home anymore.
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24 Jun 2026
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Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, three times is a habit.
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24 Jun 2026
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a series of interconnected holly-centric fics. updated as inspiration strikes but i'm marking it complete since I think each work has a satisfying enough ending
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23 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.
Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.
Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.
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22 Jun 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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21 Jun 2026
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“You know he’s clueless, right?” Holly says.
“It occurred to me,” Healy responds.Bookmarked by beholder
29 May 2026
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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13 May 2026
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“Do you have any pictures of her?” Shane asks. Middle of the night. Later than that, Shane notices when he glances at the clock on his nightstand. Ilya is asleep beside him while he sits up in bed, his brain whirring away once again. Just a little moment of Shane and Ilya at the cottage talking about Ilya's mom.
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05 May 2026
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Ilya doesn’t say anything. He keeps watching Shane from the doorway. When he speaks, his voice is quiet and he’s looking down at his bare feet. “You said you would stay,” he says. “That is what I remember.”
In which Shane freaks out but doesn't leave in episode four.
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05 May 2026
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at the foot of a palindrome by labeledbones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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He goes to the fridge to look for the bell peppers, and while he’s in there, he says, “It was a good first kiss. As far as I could tell. I hadn’t really kissed anyone before.” He takes an orange bell pepper from the bag his mom brought over and brings it over to the counter. “Not anyone I really wanted to kiss anyway.” He cuts the top and bottom off the pepper and then works on cutting out the seeds. “Ilya’s a good kisser,” he adds. And he can’t believe he’s just said that out loud to his mom.
Shane and Ilya's dinner with Shane's parents at his house following the end of episode six.
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04 May 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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04 May 2026
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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22 Apr 2026
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“No, no, wait.” Ilya scrambles out of the bed and begins rummaging through his bag. Bewildered, Shane opens his mouth to speak, but every nerve in his body freezes when he sees what Ilya pulls out.
A large black and yellow jersey, with the big numbers 81 plastered on the back. Above the digits, almost in a mocking tone, white letters spell Rozanov.
“You’re kidding,” Shane sputters, reflexes failing him when Ilya chucks his jersey at his gaping face with an absurd amount of precision.
“Very serious,” Ilya replies cooly, still wearing that stupid fucking grin Shane simultaneously wants to brutally punch and tenderly kiss off his face. “Is my prize.”
or, shane loses a bet and wears ilya's jersey. they both learn something about themselves that night.
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27 Feb 2026
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A Drag Path by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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5 times Ilya says I love you in Russian, and the first time he says it in English.
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09 Feb 2026
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Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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07 Feb 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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19 Jan 2026
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Vigilantism is like bull riding in that you’re either fighting or dying.
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01 Nov 2025
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Kent bristles visibly, but smiles. “The principle. I would bet high I’m far from the first driver a man like you has had carting him around, certainly it can’t be due to optics?”
“Favors don’t sit well with me, you driving me is a favor. Mr. Pennyworth is my employee, he—”
“Exactly, it’s an exchange of service: My driving for your time. That’s all.” Kent glances over his shoulder to see Alfred still tarrying, and gestures with a hat held gamely by its crown in one hand. “Mr. Pennyworth and I have conferred at length already about the month’s schedule, and his mountain of clerical fallout in the wake of acquiring such an extensive parcel as yours. Congratulations, by the way.”
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After acquiring several holdings of protected Kansas marshland, Wayne Enterprises must show face in good faith at the risk of upsetting the quiet social order of a place called Smallville.
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01 Nov 2025