befuddledbun

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    “WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER?”

    “I mean... Zooble had so many to pick from!! I talk about my jobs constantly.” Jax started a counter with his fingers. “One-man opera production, president of Paraguay, owner of a meth lab operation. Don’t tell me you forgot about my meth lab operation?”

    “Oh he’s lying. Caine, he’s JUST lying! This is not fair!”

    “YOU’RE RIGHT! THAT ISN’T FAIR!” Caine chorused.

    Caine snapped his fingers.

    Jax stiffened.

    Jax fell silent. The smile dripped off his face. He looked at his hands. He looked at Caine.

    “What did you do?” Jax asked.

    “I MADE IT SO YOU CAN’T LIE!”

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    Caine has pulled the Circus into a Get-to-Know-You Trivia Adventure! It’s a good opportunity to learn about each other for those willing to play along. It’s an even better opportunity to lie for those who aren't willing to reveal anything. …Until Jax is not allowed to lie anymore.

    The Circus members have the opportunity to pull answers from Jax he would never willingly admit to under torture.

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    15 May 2026

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    Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.

    Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.

    Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of permadeath, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
    Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.

    Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.

    Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.

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    07 Feb 2025

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    After Queenie’s abstraction, Caine is left alone with Kinger in the circus. He’s trying his best to keep the man happy, so why is everything backfiring?

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    25 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    a series of short fics for my AU comic Bonus Links, mostly from prompts

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    23 Mar 2026