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  1. Rec 50

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    Hogwarts reopens for an improved Eighth Year, inviting its oldest students back with a few notable changes: NEWTs can be chosen anew, no questions asked, and house segregation has been abolished—only to be replaced with a feline-inspired socialisation project.

    This is a story about teenagers falling in love while digging deeper into the magical history of their families.

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    26 May 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    02 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reread Ch. 16 to be punched in the gut with emotions!!!

  3. Rec *

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    Unfortunately for Luca, he didn’t think he was ever going to meet someone in Ottawa. He was the victim of having a very particular type that not many guys could live up to. He was desperately attracted to closeted, cocky, athletic fuckboys. Especially star athletes. He wanted a man that knew what he wanted, could chirp with the best, and could throw him around like a ragdoll. There was probably some pathology there about spending so much time in sports around toxic masculinity during puberty, but he did not want to analyze that any farther.

    But as he hated to admit, Chloe was right. He deserved to not feel lonely, and with a little bit of effort, he could probably find someone to sleep with regularly. It might not be in Ottawa, but he was in 31 other cities throughout the season. A ton of guys in the league had regular hookups in various NHL markets. With the wine coursing through his system, Luca decided this was the perfect solution. He wasn’t ready to date seriously, but he could have some fun. It was time to build a roster.
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    Luca Haas, fresh off of a breakup, decided it was time to try casual relationships. He wasn't prepared for the friendship and emotional growth he'd find along the way.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Luca Haas, in his second year with the Ottawa Centaurs, hits his stride. His game is great, his team is even better. Sure, he has one friend outside of hockey, but that's fine. And it's two friends if you count his cat. He has settled into life in a way he would have never thought possible. And then, lightening strikes. Of course, when that happens, his team takes it upon themselves to interfere. And between a roster of hockey players, an evil lesbian, and a badly behaved cat, Luca might find out just how much better things can get, even when they feel like they're already great. That is, if he survives the embarrassment of it all.

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    11 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 35

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    Luca Haas is not the type of person to do casual hookups.
    However, he is apparently the type of person to get stupidly drunk and fuck the mascot guy for the Centaurs only a few months into his rookie season in the MLH.
    Theo's more than willing to go along for the ride.

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    13 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay holy shit yup