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Five years after saving Baldur's Gate and rejecting her Father's plans for her, wood elf and circle of spores druid Nevae works to transform Ethel's fetid mire into a glorious swamp, a haven for the hunted and a place to rebuild her connection with nature.
With her love Shadowheart on her own journey and away, a certain bear decides today is a good day to go down to the woods.
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- Part 1 of Nevae
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Malice has a run in with some sexy mushrooms and her boyfriends need to look after her.
That's it. That's the plot
UPDATE: I was going to turn this into a multiple chapter smut story but I sort of lost my mind with it. I don't have anyone checking this so apologies for any typos!
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- Part 5 of Malice
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AU where Malice/Durge becomes the Absolute and agrees to being the Mother of Tyrants.
For purely selfless reasons, of course.
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- Part 4 of Malice
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An imagined scene between Gortash and Malice.
Malice has moved on but she also wants answers. But seeing Gortash brings up more questions, not to mention feelings.
And if there's something Malice really hates, it's feelings.
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I put warning for rape/non-con just in case.
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- Part 3 of Malice
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Months before Malice ends up with a tadpole in her brain, things were going pretty well.
Bhaal and Bane's Chosen, united in body and mind.
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- Part 2 of Malice
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Just a little ex bhaalspawn trying to reconnect with nature
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A series about Malice, the Durge and my sweet baby girl who just wants vengeance and cuddles.
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real love, baby (cut the cameras) by ClosingStatement
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
30 Aug 2024
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“Listen,” Price starts after a long beat of tense quiet, “take a look at the numbers, Ghost. Watch some of his videos. They're good, and you guys would work well together.” Ghost goes to protest, but Price raises a hand to stop him, “Seriously. Call it a gut feeling, manager intuition– whatever you want. But I've been in this industry for too long not to recognize potential when I see it.”
“It's gonna be a no. I'm not fuckin’ working with him.”
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Simon Riley, aka Ghost online, has been in the adult video industry for a long, long time. It pays his bills and keeps a roof over his head, and even though the job doesn't excite him, he's content with that. There's no need to change what's not broken.
Enter: John MacTavish, an up-and-coming solo pornstar known as Soap.
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Bookmarked by beans_21
04 May 2026
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Omegaverse AU: Where omegas of a certain age are legally required to be bonded, and offered up a compatible match if they’re unattached.
Soap picks the fist eligible suitor he’s given and enters into an indefinite courtship with someone he’s never met, never intending to follow through with it.
He can’t have a bond interfering with his military career, after all.
Although Simon’s attempts at seduction from afar is certainly distracting.
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Ghost courts Soap over the phone.
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Bookmarked by beans_21
23 Apr 2026
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A botched mission gets the 141 involved with the NSA. The Agent and Ghost share a professionally distant relationship on the outside.
In Ghost's mind, he's much closer to her.- Language:
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Bookmarked by beans_21
06 Feb 2026
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And just like that, after months of dancing around each other, shit communication and jealousy so intense it had taken a toll on Ghost’s dental health, all they got was half a day before their jobs caught up with them immediately. Fucking figures.
It's been four weeks since Soap and Ghost stumbled into bed with each other. After getting to stew in their feelings and insecurities for a month they finally get make good on the promise of spending time together in Glasgow there's just one question left to answer. Or maybe like a dozen. Or a hundred?
Probably a good thing Ghost insisted on taking his car and they have six hours to figure it out.Series
- Part 2 of STAB - Simply The Armies Best
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01 Feb 2026
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Soap is doing his best to earn his keep in the 141. It's left him exhausted and his team has noticed. They intend to do something about it.
Or: the fic where Soap gets passed around between the rest of the 141 and is enjoying himself very much.
Filling the "The 141 having a good time." prompt for the Pass That Blorbo 2k25 Challenge
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Bookmarked by beans_21
29 Jan 2026