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    A New Beginning by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Liu Qingge gets aphrodisiac poisoning
    Zhangmen-shixiong is inexplicably good at delivering the cure
    Or maybe, Liu Qingge gives Yue Qingyuan something to live for besides pining for what might have been
    Mu Qingfang has an odd mix of eastern medical knowledge and western bureaucracy 

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Second Time's The Charm by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 Dec 2021

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    Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun's first time together is an unmitigated disaster. This will not do. Mobei Jun asks for help and gets an education. Shang Qinghua goes on some quests and remembers that he created this nonsense porn world. Their second time goes much better.

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    31 May 2026

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    In want of a flower by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Aug 2025

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    Shang Qinghua gets his drink spiked with a flower that makes him tell people exactly what he thinks of them. Which would be bad enough already but it happens in the middle of a meeting with several of his martial siblings.

    Yeah, he is not going to survive this.

    The only silver lining is that, at least, Mobei-jun is not here to hear what he has to say.

    or.

    My take on the Shang Qinghua drinks truth serum and goes off on his martial siblings and Mobei-jun trope because I love it and our underappreciated king deserves it. (Also someone needs to tell the truth to Shen Qingqiu and we all know it's not going to be Yue Qingyuan)

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    22 Apr 2026

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    in the deep by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    04 Jul 2025

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    In some ways, it was as though those two emotions were the company Mobei Jun had. He had the fish and the crabs, and the plants that grew with him, as though in camaraderie. Anger and despair—they felt more tangible somehow.

    But then, absolution.

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    Mobei Jun, a god of the sea, ends up sealed by his elders due to a surge of uncontrollable power. He's hidden away in darkness and silence, until a merman finds him and keeps him company.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    weight at the collar by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    17 Mar 2026

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    “You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”

    The stoat did not turn around.

    “Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”

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    Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.

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    20 Apr 2026