be_alighthouse
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Stede forgot about Alma's parent teacher conference. It works out in the end.
(Featuring an ill-conceived speed walk, the world’s most intimidating third grade teacher, Stede’s favorite porn star, and a mislaid remote)
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26 Jun 2026
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Ed retires to a tree-lined neighborhood far from his old life to start a new one. He gets a big, tender, horny crush on his local mail carrier. Are the feelings mutual? (You betcha.)
Written for AUgust, Day 1 prompt: Mail Carrier.
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- Part 7 of OFMD AU prompts
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25 Jun 2026
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Stede thinks he's rescuing the cute bartender from the pushy customer hitting on him, but alas, he is very bad at reading the room.
For JanuAUry day 24, Bartender!
Now you can read this with your ears, too! Check out Lindie's podfic!!
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25 Jun 2026
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Count the Headlights on the Highway by soft_october for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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The rest of the band should relax, okay? He was not unconcerned about the fact that Stede Bonnet - the “poor man’s Elton John,” as one particularly nasty critic called him - covered some B-side The Scalawags wrote more than a decade ago. (He was very, very concerned, actually. He was very concerned because the first time he heard it was two weeks ago and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.)
When Stede Bonnet releases a chart topping cover of an old Scalawags song, Ed is more taken with it than he'd like to admit. After Calico Jack starts twitter drama over the "destruction of real music," Ed finds himself in the unusual position of having to apologize to Stede in person.
He's fine. His palms aren't sweaty. He's super cool and he can do this.
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- Part 1 of you'll marry a music man
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24 Jun 2026
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Stede gets a copy of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. After putting versions of himself and his loved ones into the game, he learns more about himself than he bargained for, especially relating to his feelings for his best friend, Ed.
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21 Jun 2026