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    Christ,” Ghost groaned. “Look at your fuckin’ tits.”
    One huge hand skated up Soap’s abs before pawing roughly at his pecs, settling on one and squeezing. Soap jerked up into the touch.
    “Bet you say that to all the girls,” he said, aiming for cocky but landing just shy of breathless.
    A corner of Ghost’s mouth hitched up slightly. “Only the ones with nice tits. Why, you jealous?”

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    Ghost is a tit guy. Soap is happy to oblige.

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    But against all odds, Ilya gets a cup for his new team before Shane’s retirement, their rivalry now more intense before his rival falls off the face of the earth. Then, one Stanley cup – after three decades of not bringing home any banners, Ilya Rozanov finally helps win them a Cup–

    The TV shuts off, effect disconcerting as two familiar silhouettes sit on a couch, a curly mop of hair and a neatly combed back wolfcut. A tiny, bald head comes into view when Ilya turns, encasing a baby in his arms, so cute and pudgy and under no dispute is definitely a Hollander-Rozanov.

    “...What?” he asks with a grin, a mildly annoyed expression on Shane’s face.

    Shane reaches out to close hands over the baby’s ears, “You watch your back, Rozanov,” he mumbles threateningly, “The moment I return on ice, your winning streak is over,”

    ; Ilya gets Shane pregnant. A happy accident if anything.

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    "In here," Shane wanted to scream. "I can't breathe. Help me," he wanted to say; "I need you."

    He opened his mouth, but no sound came out. He was imprisoned by his silence and the feeling of his body trembling against the tile floor.

    “Moya lyubov?” the Russian called again.

    Shane could hear his footsteps against the floor; he was going to the bedroom – he was going the wrong way.

    "Please," he wanted to scream. "I’m here, and I’m dying."

    He tried to speak again, but the words caught in his throat.

    He wanted so badly to call for Ilya. Shutting his eyes, he pushed all the air from his lungs, trying to dislodge whatever it was that inhibited his speech.

    The footsteps were still retreating, traveling further away from Shane. A tear slid down his cheek, and finally, a timid whimper pushed past his lips – it was barely audible.

    Ilya’s shoes stopped moving.

    Or: Shane has a meltdown and Ilya finds him

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    Shane and Hayden have a conversation about the Ilya revelation. Takes place directly after "Caution to the Wind."

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    Being open with Hayden and Jackie has felt like a relief, like a cool patch of shade after a trek through the desert. The knowledge that he could expand on that feeling, on that relief? God, he wants it. He’s tired of feeling so on guard, so stifled all the time.

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    Things in the Montreal locker room are less than sunshiny. Shane finally has a talk with Yuna about their relationship. And both he and Rookie #3 gather the courage to be themselves, at least with people they trust.

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