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"You can't distract me, who isn't being fucked properly?" Colin's eyes have lit up, ever the gossip.
Eloise gestures to Pen, too drunk to heed her pleading eyes, "Penelope. Can you believe it? A body like that and no man has managed to get her off? A travesty!"
"Fucksake," Penelope moans, covering her face with her hands.
Colin swivels towards her, swaying slightly at the speed he moved, "You're lying."
"Colin, I really can't have this conversation with you." She already knows that the man she's madly in love with would never understand. She's seen his Instagram posts, the girls all over him. It's not going to be anything he can relate to.
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21 Jun 2026
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"Colin, El! That reminds me!” Sophie calls out, "Why didn't you tell anyone that Penelope had a shoulder reconstruction? I ran into her as she was making her way home from the hospital with Gen!”
“What?” Colin was on his feet instantly, holding his phone to his face to try and focus on Eloise. She’d gone red and was blinking at the camera in shock.
“I had no idea,” she says quietly, “She didn't tell you, Col?”
“I haven’t heard from her much this trip to be honest. I don’t understand, Eloise. How could you of all people not know?” Colin asks.
“Uh, we kind of had a fight. I don’t think she's spoken to me in 3 months.”
“Bloody hell! Colin?” Anthony bites out, “What’s your excuse?”
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21 Jun 2026
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Penelope wakes up Saturday morning with her head absolutely buzzing, she's expected to be hungover but this is a new side effect.
Burying her head under her pillow, she realises that the buzzing is not from her hangover but its her phone, endless notifications blowing it up. Instagram notifications? Why would she have so many Instagram notifications?
Penelope vaguely remembers snapping a series of pictures of her, Edwina and Genevieve going wild on the dance floor at the club last night but she wouldn't usually post them to Instagram. God, hopefully she hasn't posted a stray tit or something.
The number times Colin has been tagged is astounding, it looks as though the post is blowing up. Penelope has no idea how they've even found her post, she rarely has him on her page and never tags him. He does have a few unhinged super fans, maybe they have alerts set up for her posts?
Jesus, poor Colin. What the fuck has she posted?
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20 Jun 2026
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Penelope loves Colin and isn't afraid to say it, Colin is clueless. Until he finds her blog.
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19 Jun 2026
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love and other contact sports by Kaitlin_With_a_K, WrensSymphony
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Apr 2026
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A Bridgerton family game of pall mall brings realizations for Colin and Penelope, leading to an afternoon of delight neither saw coming.
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Polin Week 2026: Dry Humping
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19 Jun 2026