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“What safe?”
“Oh thank god.” Sophie is crying. Did Parker do that? What did she do wrong?
“Nothing’s wrong, Parker,” Hardison, silly and lovely, assures her.
“Dude, I can’t afford that guy again. He charges, like, a grand per body.”
“We can’t carry a corpse out the lobby, man!”
“Two minutes, Parker. I need you to stall for two minutes.” Eliot is like gravity: always there.
“What safe?” she repeats.
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The most recent mark has some family that wants revenge, and they manage to get the jump on Nate and Parker while they’re out for groceries. With Nate out of commission, and Parker concussed over coms, can the team cobble together a plan to get Parker back? -
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Charles will just go back in time and fix it, he thinks, but he doesn’t check closely enough the terms and conditions on the powers that send him back. He hasn’t been sent back to his most regretted day, he is sent back to Erik’s.
Erik just thinks he’s having another nightmare.
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Gus is at work, Shawn’s parents are driving him up the wall, and nobody else believes Chief Vick about her babysitter being kidnapped. It’s a perfect storm for Shawn to end up zip-tied to a bedframe, and not in the fun way.
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When Merlin's mother is kidnapped and held ransom, Merlin takes off to save her... unfortunately, Arthur follows, so Merlin can't simply beat these villains over the head with magic.
Except, when forced into a corner, Merlin does use his magic, and Arthur just rolls his eyes and says "Took you long enough."
Arthur had no idea Merlin was even TRYING to hide his magic.
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Who is stupider: the fool, or the one who would follow the fool wherever he asked him to go, even if that means abandoning plans to meet vassal lords, helping the fool get his blind ass to some godforsaken lake, saving him from drowning, fetching his sword from the bottom of a lakebed, potentially ruining future diplomatic relations with the druids, making an embarrassing display in front of several members of court, hiding the fool’s treasonous magical ability, and then nearly being torn apart by a freak tornado?
The question itself is ludicrous, and Arthur refuses to think on it any further.
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Multiverse Fics by b00mgh
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), BioShock Infinite, Deadpool (Comics), Fruits Basket, Gake no Ue no Ponyo | Ponyo, Jennifer's Body (2009), Sherlock (TV), SK8 the Infinity (Anime), Spider-Man (Comicverse), The Hunger Games (Movies), Timeless (TV 2016), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic)
19 Dec 2022
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My Banana Fish Hero Academia by b00mgh
Fandom Banana Fish (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Mar 2023
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Aizawa Got So Many Kids in the Dorms by b00mgh
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Mar 2023
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Twelve Days of Ficmas 2019 by b00mgh
Fandom Banana Fish (Anime & Manga), BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), BioShock Infinite, Charlie's Angels (2019), Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Miss Sherlock (TV), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, The Gifted (TV 2017), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Other Woman (2014), Venom (Movie 2018), X-Men (Movieverse), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Aug 2020
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For a few minutes, neither of them say anything. The only sounds in the space are the quiet splash of water and Stiles' increasingly frantic and uneven breaths. He's completely winded from over two hours of treading water with 190 pounds of dead wolfy weight wrapped around his shoulders, but more than that, he keeps slipping below the surface, losing buoyancy the longer he paddles. And each time he dips down he winds up swallowing or inhaling a bit more water, unable to stop his desperate gasps even as he sinks.
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Dialling up the whump on that pool scene, because it's what we all deserve.
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06 Jul 2026
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Stiles holds up both his hands, looking a little threatened. “Fine. Fine. You okay? You don't look like you're okay.”
Derek stares.
Stiles continues. “I mean. You look like... you're... kind of... freaking out.”
Derek swallows and decides to actually tell the truth. “I might be. Little bit.”
“You uh... wanna talk about it?”
“Not really.”
Except he does. So they do.
Bookmarked by b0rtney (b00mgh)
03 Jul 2026
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A figure crests the edge of the house. Stiles squints in the sparse light of the half-moon, and is shocked when he sees that it’s Derek.
“What are you doing?” Stiles asks quietly.
Derek finishes climbing up onto the roof in one graceful swoop, and then he crosses the slanted surface quickly.
“This is dangerous,” Derek greets as he takes the spot beside Stiles. “You could fall and break your neck.”
Stiles has trouble dealing with the after effects of the nogitsune, and Derek finds him sitting on his roof.
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Bookmarked by b0rtney (b00mgh)
03 Jul 2026
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Eliot knows it’s gonna be bad from the moment he hears the knock on his window.
Because of the limited number of people who can get to his window eight stories up, the only person who would knock is also the only one who never has to. And that spells more trouble than he’s prepared for two beers and three quarters into a hockey game. Sure enough in the dark, there’s Parker’s shock of blonde hair, her pale face fuzzy through the glass, the light pink leotard she’s been wearing for this dance studio job they’ve been doing and the splattered stain of blood across the front of it.
“It’s not mine."
Bookmarked by b0rtney (b00mgh)
03 Jul 2026
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Sixteen years ago, an angry young man joined the Army, foolhardy and just trying to escape his home life. Ten years ago, he deserted his post and left his family in the lurch. Seven years ago, his family was shaken by a horrible loss. Five years ago, a little girl was born. Four days ago, another loss hit the family, leaving the little girl without many allies.
That young man, now older and finally happy, doesn’t know it yet, but he’s been ready to be a father for a while. The problem is making it happen.(A rewrite of a story of the same name, with updated writing and a more complex plot, see fic notes in chapter 1 for more details)
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- Part 4 of Sticks and Stones
Bookmarked by b0rtney (b00mgh)
03 Jul 2026