averystressedcrow
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This is much nicer. Peaceful, tranquil, and so overwhelmingly safe that he feels a second away from falling asleep right here among the wildlife and greenery. Before he gets a chance to, however, gentle breeze picks up, blowing pollen his way.
Technoblade's eyes snap open as he sneezes loudly.
Or: Technoblade wants to spend some relaxing time in the forest. Unbeknownst to him, he has a companion.
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- Part 1 of Platonic heroes 2026
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Skyblock was not a small kingdom by any means. Known as a center of trade, the docks were usually bustling with ships. Long, winding streets carved their way through the buildings for merchants to sell their goods. From the descriptions Phil's heard, the kingdom was a place full of life.
And yet, the sight that beheld him was anything but.
Rubble atop bodies, and bodies atop rubble. Fire. Dust. Smoke. He could hardly tell where the sky ended and the ground began.
An overwhelming sea of grey misery.
But still, the sight that was most prominent: blood. The stench alone was enough to make Phil mildly ill.
At the center of it all stood a man. He appeared like a statue, frozen at the heart of the ruins. His entire body was shaking, perhaps with adrenaline. Perhaps with anger.
Slowly, Phil inched forward. "Hello?" he called.
The man startled, sharply turning to look at Phil. At the sudden action, Phil braced himself for an attack—Oh.
He was just a boy
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Technoblade is a vessel for the Blood God, unaware that he's caused his own kingdom's destruction. Phil simply sees a new son.
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As more of his senses returned, Techno quickly became aware of the feeling of harsh metal clasped painfully around his wrists, digging into the skin bellow in a way he was certain would cause scarring. He seemed to be chained to the wall, he realized upon giving his arm a weak, experimental tug and regretting it when the movement caused pain to lace up to his shoulders.
His ankles seemed to be similarly restrained, tied together with rough rope. He could barely managed to twitch his feet and the chains attached to his arms left him with very little hope of untying them himself.
Where was he? Where the hell was he?
Or: Technoblade's experience getting kidnapped alongside his mentee.
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He had expected to see Phil, wrapped up in the warm winter cloak Techno himself had made for him during his first winter in the arctic and red in the face from the freezing wind, or Niki, clutching a basket of freshly baked treats for them all to try as they chatted.
Instead he saw Ranboo, desperately clutching at the railing beside them as if unable to stand upright on their own.Or: Ranboo gets injured and finds their way to Techno’s house. Techno patched them up.
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He had been so close to freedom, a part of him yearning for something he didn't truly remember from before he had been dragged to the arena, so hopeful that he would never have to kill or hurt again once the towering walls and screaming crowds were nothing but a distant memory in the back of his mind. He had been a fool for expecting such a thing.
Or: Arena fighter Technoblade. That’s it. That’s the fic.
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October 18th- Captivity
October 23rd- RestraintsSeries
- Part 3 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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The sound of a door slamming and heavy footsteps breaks Technoblade out of his dissociative state of planning breakouts, instead perking his ears up to the sounds slowly coming toward their cell.
“Phil,” he murmurs, kicking his hoof out lightly to nudge his friend. Phil had fallen asleep at some point after the last visit, body lying crumpled on the floor, wings a messy heap on top of him. Phil shudders as Techno’s hoof taps him gently on the shoulder, and he pushes himself up, the chains keeping his hands attached to the wall clinking together.
“Yeah, mate?” Phil asks, voice hoarse from sleep and their time here. Techno was really not looking forward to what was coming.
“Sounds like we’re gettin’ company,” he says, tail flicking anxiously behind him. He shoots his eyes toward their cell door, Phil’s eyes following as he tenses to listen. He gives Techno a grim smile.
“Great. I'm lookin’ forward to more bullshit,” he replies as the door opens. They both turn to look at their captor, Techno raising an unimpressed brow while Philza bares his teeth, still bloody.
Antarctic emperors Philza and Technoblade have a bad time.
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06 Jul 2026
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Ranboo, eager to show how neighbourly he can be after being invited to the Arctic Commune, makes a gift for his two new friends, and discovers something new about Technoblade in the process.
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12 Jun 2026
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15-year old Techno has been shunted between foster homes for years, ever since... well, ever since his life got turned on its head. When the people that would like to think they're his parents decide that they don't want him to come back to their house, Puffy has to make an emergency call to one of her most trusted contacts -- Phil Craft. Immediate tension bubbles in the office between aggressively independent Techno and the two adults who would really like to do what's best for him but can't seem to do it without being overbearing. All that's left is to see what life is like under Phil's roof.
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A foster AU written for the 2026 Voices for the Blade event!
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05 Jun 2026
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i’ll fill my vase with your favorite flowers by jaspasaur
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Aug 2022
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“Oh, no actually. Roses are some of my favorites, just not the right vibe for a classroom, you know? I do have a question though,” the male started, walking across the store to another display of flowers. This guy seemed to be one of those new “hip” teachers that Techno despised. They just tried too hard and wanted to be liked by all of their students and if they weren’t they cried about it. The dude was probably a middle school teacher, he just had that vibe. “I was thinking of some flowers to display in my room, something bright and that would last a good bit of time.”
or, techno owns a flower shop and his adopted son tommy and him find their family
or or, techno is soft and i love bedrockbros and sbi <3Series
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29 May 2026
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“Anyway,” Phil continues briskly, like he did not just admit to something suspiciously close to concern. “There’s not enough soup. So if you want some, you can make it yourself.”
Techno stares at him, mouth slightly agape.
“I’ve been trudging through snow for days, Phil,” Techno says, disbelieving. “I fought off a polar bear!”
Phil snorts. “You definitely started it though.”
“It’s a long story.”
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or, Techno comes home after months, and Phil makes him soup without Techno asking for it at all- Language:
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25 May 2026