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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.

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    21 May 2026

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    this fic is a work of art i swear i learned like 10 new words 🙏 the most perfect portrayal of reddie banter i e'er did see

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    one of the greatest reddie fanfictions of all time !!

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    “Eddie, you can’t just give up.”

    “I’m not giving up.”

    Buck turns and points an accusing carrot at him. “You are. You’re doing that self-punishment thing where you think that because you messed up before you don’t deserve to try again. Which is stupid.”

    “Every relationship I’ve ever had has been a disaster,” Eddie says, sounding angry, but not at Buck. “I never do any of it right. I’ve never done a single part of it right.”

    “Eds, I know it feels that way, but when you find the right girlfri-”

    “I don't want another girlfriend Buck!” Eddie yells.

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    Buck remains determined to find Eddie the love of his life.

    Eddie already has, he's just coming to terms with it.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    OBSESSED with the characterisation in this one. so cute

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    There was something…tense…as he continued reading. Freddie followed Tuck into the back of the ambulance, holding tight to his hand, tears streaming down his face telling Tuck “don’t ever do that again, okay?”

    That was when the atmosphere started to shift, and Eddie started to realize he wasn’t just reading a story about a house fire.

    It was almost…romantic?

    Or: After getting roped into watching the newest season of Hotshots with Christopher, Eddie falls down an internet rabbit hole about the show, where he discovers the wonderful world of archiveofourown.org.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    i was literally captivated, enraptured, bespelled from start to finish. devo i'll never read it for the first time again but THERE'S ALWAYS THE SECOND 😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳

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    Bert and Ernie help the Muppets rehearse for their upcoming Valentine’s show. They need an extra pair for their couple’s portion.

    Only they aren’t a couple, so why are they doing better than everybody else?

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    30 Dec 2025

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    peak.