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The night Stan ruined Ford's big break and was consequently thrown out of the house was, without a doubt, the worst night the Pines family had ever had. But hey, at least it was over, right?
... Right?
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Stanthura: A Space Adventure by asyoufish
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)
27 Jul 2025
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Stanley Pines finds quite an interesting board game while sorting through the family Pawn Shop's merchandise. It promises adventure, but Stan and his brothers will soon find that the adventure is a lot less family fun, and a lot more fighting for your very lives in the cold, dead heart of space.
They need to finish the game quickly in order to make it back to New Jersey-- if they can ever stop fighting!
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Dipper and Mabel Pines were not having the summer adventure of a lifetime. They were barely having a summer at all. Bored, stuck in an old house in a backwater town, and with nothing and nobody to distract them, they'd rather they never got shipped off to Gravity Falls in the first place.
...Well, there has been one thing. What the heck is the deal with their Great Uncle Stanford?!
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What can ya do when you're a kid who is supposed to be an adult, half-cat when you're supposed to be all-human, and crying when you're supposed to be asleep?
Stanley is homesick, and there isn't much he can do about it.
(a one-shot set a little while after the No Memory Nikola Kitten Bill Wins chapters by DarkLordofAwesomeness.)
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Stanley Pines is a little lost. Well, a little a lot lost, and it's starting to look an awful lot like he won't be able to find his way home. This is probably that stupid machine's fault. He REALLY should have pressed that red button...
Stanford Pines is not lost. He's been in the multiverse for thirty years, he knows his way around by now. Not that he wouldn't rather he never got pushed through that stupid portal in the first place, but he's doing pretty well for himself. Now if only he could figure out what to do with this REALLY familiar looking child....
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“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sakura screeched. The ground cracked ominously under her feet.
“Sakura-san, please,” Orochimaru chided. “Not every forbidden jutsu is my fault.”
[For the anonymous tumblr prompt: “postcanon orochimaru time travels to team seven's genin days. maybe postcanon sakura is there too, because they were in the middle of supervising a playdate or something. it's a very confusing experience for everyone else”]
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24 Jun 2026
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Instead of being rescued by a handsome prodigy in the Chuunin Exams, Karin is saved by an obnoxious blond kid who, beyond all reason and logic, has decorated the back of his fugly orange jacket with her clan symbol.
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24 Jun 2026
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“Are you single?” Gaara asks. He’s not sure how he’s meant to do this.
“Oh, I see,” the man says after a pause. “I’ve read about this. You’re asking me out, and I should answer based on my interest rather than my actual relationship status.”
Good, he’s making this easy, Gaara thinks.
OR: Gaara asks Sai out.
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24 Jun 2026
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Two days before her death, Karin's mom gave her a locket for "protection." Some time later, the Yellow Flash of all people shows up in her apartment asking a ton of questions.
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24 Jun 2026
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Kakashi isn't the first child to have disappeared, only the latest, but Sakumo will make sure he's the last. He's already failed his village. He won't fail his son.
But the boy he finds is not Kakashi, and the deeper he digs, the darker the truth.
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Kakashi and Obito go missing, only for them to return sharing a body.
[Extended rewrite of Paper Skin]
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24 Jun 2026