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Martin's Marvelous Misery Marathon by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies) for QualifiedMartin, ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Oct 2022
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Two weeks after moving into the Archives, Martin is feeling really pent up on a Saturday night and decides to risk a wank‚ thinking that Jon had either (hopefully) already gone home‚ or that he would stay holed up in his office long enough for him to bust out a quick one. It's been a month since his last orgasm‚ surely it won't take that long.
He's wrong on all three counts.
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Or‚ in which i subject Martin to the most excruciatingly mortifying shit i can think of‚ but it's okay actually bc at least he gets a boyfriend out of it by the end :)
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Baby's First Fic by asthejayflies
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Mar 2020
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I was bullied into posting this by the ace omens server after writing it as a joke
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Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.
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Savior of Love Series by flirty_vagabond
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies)
27 Jul 2026
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In which Tomodachi Life, of all things, facilitates one of the most important realizations of Grace's life.
OR: It's very cold in space, but Rocky is oh-so warm.
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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
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Bookmarked by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies)
26 Jul 2026