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    Ilya has two problems.

    The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.

    These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.

    (or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)

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    26 Jul 2026

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    “Sleeping with your greatest enemy,” Ilya whispered against the side of Shane’s neck, nipping softly against the skin. “What would they think of you?”

    “You’re not my greatest enemy. My greatest rival obviously. But enemy? No. Not even close to the greatest.”

    “Who is it then?” Ilya huffed and Shane almost laughed at how offended Ilya seemed at losing to some unknown person.

    Without hesitation, Shane answered: “Jacqueline Louvier.”

    “Who is… who is Jacqueline Louvier?”

    “Hayden’s wife.”

    “Your greatest enemy is Jackie Pike?!?”

    Shane Hollander is a lycan who is exasperated by his best friend getting constantly knocked up. Ilya Rozanov is a vampire who has no idea that lycans have secondary sexes.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    17 Jul 2026