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But Love Has Ways Of Bringing Things Back To Life by asexualien
Fandoms: The Gray Man (2022), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
10 Jun 2026
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Lars finds himself in a situation he never would have imagined, and honestly he doesn’t quite mind.
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Out of Phase by asexualien
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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When an accident leaves Colt Seavers fighting to rebuild himself, Ryland Grace does what he has always done in the face of uncertainty - he tries to solve it. But some things cannot be calculated, and some distances cannot be crossed in time.
As Colt Seavers fights to reclaim the life he lost, Ryland Grace is drawn into something far larger than either of them - something that will demand everything he has left to give.
And somewhere between the two of them lies a question neither can answer: What happens when the person you need most is always just out of reach?
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Following a phone call regarding Michael Afton’s childhood home, he and Jeremy Fitzgerald take a trip back to Hurricane to take care of it. Though, as they pass by an old Freddy’s pizzeria, which had long since shut down, they have an uneasy feeling and—against their better judgment—decide to check it out.
Important note for readers:
This is a canon divergent piece of work. While most past events that are canon to the story and lore are in it, certain events never happened. Michael was never scooped, Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the bite of ‘87, and the pizzerias didn’t continue after Fazbear Frights. Meaning that the glamrocks were never made and the mega pizzaplex doesn't exist. That being said, keep an open mind and please enjoy!Please note that I also kept changing the layout of the pizzeria throughout writing this, so it might be a little inconsistent.
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Jesus and his Gaggle of Homo Erotic Men by asexualien
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Jun 2022
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two gen zs time travel via weed and meet jesus
Do not take this fic as anything more than a joke.
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Kaeya knew his schedule, and when his heats were. So he knew that this one was about to happen. So I guess he better stop working and just head to his room before his alpha gets there.
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16 Jun 2026
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The attack on the Northern Water Tribe goes differently, Aang and the ocean spirit don’t destroy the entire Fire Nation fleet, only most of them.
Zhao escapes, taking Sokka and a few other Water Tribe men as prisoners. Knowing Sokka is traveling with the Avatar he gets sent to Zhao’s “special prison camp” that is hidden near the Earth Kingdom colonies.
Sokka gets a taste of the real war, not the war that he thinks he knows from traveling with the Avatar. While Zhao’s prisoner, he struggles to survive the inhuman conditions. Alone and thought to be dead, he feels himself slowly losing hope.
Seeing a familiar face brings back his hope, even if that face is the scarred Prince of the Fire Nation.
Sokka and Zuko come together to survive and end up depending on each other for a lot more than they ever thought possible.
-please read the tags, overall dark themes throughout-
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- Part 1 of Leaving It All Behind
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08 Jun 2026
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SuperWing, Stucky and SlaDick, Oh My! by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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“Well,” Nightwing said with an awkward laugh, “this is embarrassing. You are definitely not the Superman I was expecting.”
“You mean I almost missed out on having Nightwing leap into my waiting arms?” Derek asked teasingly. He couldn’t help it, the guy was adorable, and while he wasn’t exactly light, he already knew it was all muscle. This guy definitely worked out.
Nightwing let out a loud, boisterous laugh that had people around them turn to look, but he just grinned down at Derek before speaking.
“In that case, didn’t mean to keep you waiting.” He waggled his eyebrows and Derek let out a small huff of a laugh. “I should probably, uh—get down.”
“Probably.”
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24 Dec 2025
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An AU surrounding dsmp! Wilbur after he hopped dimensions to a superhero-esq. world. The main story is Consequences of the Dead, with connected backstories/one shots. Arranged in chronological order :D
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23 Dec 2025
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Fragile-hearted and just 18, Tweek has too many dreams and too little time. College is just months away, Mom keeps arriving late to dinner, and Craig has a clingy new girlfriend. Tweek juggles a job on top of a college application on top of a medical condition that makes his best friend treat him more like a glass doll than a potential partner.
Right, and Tweek's in love with his best friend. That's probably important to mention.
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02 Sep 2025