1 - 20 of 39 Bookmarks by applegraph
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
The Sun Sets in the South by eastaustraliancurrent
Fandoms: Reservoir Dogs (1992), Thelma and Louise (1991)
13 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Once Freddy’s situated, she turns her fresh face to Laurie– a stranger in her car. But the stranger smiles when Laurie shifts into gear.
Laurie ashes her cigarette and wonders about the woman in the passenger seat. Her preconceptions wobble and she feels just a bit off-kilter, in that exciting way you feel when you find a twenty in the gutter. Possibility at your fingertips while you look over your shoulder.
- - - - - - -
A gender-swapped Reservoir Dogs au where Freddy and Laurie fly down the road Thelma & Louise style.
- - - - - - -
Updates every Friday!
Bookmarked by applegraph
01 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Freddy’s pulling a quicksilver series of faces, never more obvious than in moments like these; she’s too far gone to commit to being indignant, to keep herself to herself. Something squeezes inside Laurie at the inevitability of Freddy growing distant again, going to those places Laurie can’t follow.
laurie dimick is an older lesbian. freddy newandyke has been doing her best impression of a straight woman up until now: a lifetime of being deeply repressed and existentially troubled. she’s still an undercover cop. this will still end badly. but she’s now having earth-shattering sex for the first time in her life and she’s can’t stay away. an anthology of sex scenes cut from the longfic.
Bookmarked by applegraph
08 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Freddy didn’t believe in love at first sight until he lived it.
Before he’d told that fucking commode story, all he could think about was how if he fucked up for even a second, he would die between one blink and the next. Joe Cabot already didn’t suffer fools gladly but he was a shoot first, ask questions never type if he thought a guy wasn’t on the level. Freddy had one chance and he’d known it.
But in the end it wasn’t hard at all. He’d kept his head and used his training, made sure to keep moving eye contact between all the guys, not giving in to the temptation to riff on a theme, but deep down he’d delivered the whole thing to the guy sitting to Joe’s left, who was wearing a shirt with a pattern he couldn’t see properly in the low light and who laughed at everything Freddy said like it was actually funny. He’d been the best audience Freddy had ever had.
“He’ll be working with you,” Joe had said to the guy, and the guy had looked Freddy up and down and smiled.
Freddy and Larry rob banks, share clothes, watch movies, and fuck around and find out.
Featuring: Mr Pink, Alabama, butches, the mob, the LAPD, the FBI, and Mr Pink’s mom.
Bookmarked by applegraph
22 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
It was November 26, the time was 11:38 p.m., and Hamlet Dane I was dead of a heart attack at fifty.
———
Or: this is a love story.
Series
- Part 1 of Modern Hamlet
Bookmarked by applegraph
07 Sep 2025
-
If We Stopped Breathing by inviscrips
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 May 2015
Tags
Summary
“I think we’ve vanished,” you say, honestly.
“We’re still here,” his disembodied voice tells you. He is trying to be comforting.
Bookmarked by applegraph
20 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Between the scenes, Guildenstern and the Player define subtext. (Written in 2005.)
Bookmarked by applegraph
17 Jul 2025
-
there will never be a day when i won't think of you by nandorslonelyheartsclub
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
“You didn’t bring anything with you.” He whispers, making Guillermo frown, confused. “You didn’t bring anything with you, that night, so I thought–”
“What?”
“I thought you’d come back, eventually.” He confesses, feeling stupid already. “And so I waited for you. Every night.”
Eyes wide open, Guillermo swallows. “You did?”Bookmarked by applegraph
13 Apr 2025
-
and in a brillliant example of dramatic irony, by pericolo_imminente
Fandoms: Mythic Quest (TV 2020)
21 Feb 2023
Tags
Summary
That’s how Brad ended up sitting on the island stool, using his earbuds to drown out David's humming like he never even left MQ. So, see, he doesn’t want to stay with David. It’s mostly out of necessity. What better way is there to crush a multibillion dollar company than to get at their executive producer? (Several. There are several better ways.)
It’s only been three days.
To keep his mind from melting, Brad’s been making a mental list of everything he’s learning about David and his house, some of which is against his will.
or
In a series of unfortunate events, Brad moves in with David, temporarily, and tries his hardest to crush MQ. Then he finds out David has a girlfriend.
Bookmarked by applegraph
24 Jan 2025
-
World History, Paranormal by orphan_account
Fandom Community (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2024
Summary
The Archivist begins looking into a small town in Colorado and the large number of cases that seem to come out of it.
- Words:
- 3,227
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 5
Bookmarked by applegraph
17 Nov 2024
-
The Tragedy of Jonathan: a Comic Puppet Show in All Acts by asongtofixwhatswrong
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
Jon used to have a drug habit, but it’s fine, he kicked it. Jon may be dabbling again, but it’s fine, he can control it. Jon may be getting worse, but it’s fine, he can bounce back. He breaks promises to himself and others, he grows more liberal with his doses, and his access to safe refuge gets more and more precarious, but it’s fine. He can handle it. He’s not heading for disaster.
(Alternate title: "I don't want to stop")
Bookmarked by applegraph
26 Oct 2024
-
the department of eternal affairs by andiforyou for yougoadedme
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 May 2024
Tags
Summary
Dear Mr. the Relentless:
This letter serves as your final notice. You have an appointment scheduled on Thursday, November 14, at 11:15 pm.
Failure to respond will result in the destruction of your case file and a formal complaint with your local chapter of the Vampiric Council. Due to your repeated negligence, you are required to attend your mandatory Soulmate Sentencing in person. You are not eligible at this time for an Ether Appointment.
Thank you,
Aurelia the Amorous
The Department of Eternal Affairs
Setting hearts ablaze since time immemorial.Bookmarked by applegraph
20 May 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“You can’t let me die,” Guillermo says, loudly, his gaze heavy with fear. He lifts his hand, and presses it over Nandor’s where it rests on his cheek. “Nandor. Master. Don’t let me die. Please.” His voice breaks on the last word, and he lets out a shivering sob.
Tears start to prick at Nandor’s eyes, and he turns over his hand to take Guillermo’s fingers in his grasp. He pulls them away from Guillermo’s cheek, and lifts it to his mouth, bowing his head and pressing his lips into the warm skin.
“Nandor,” Guillermo repeats, voice fading, crackling with tears. “Please.”
-
Vampirism is a curse, and Nandor cares for Guillermo too much to burden him with that.
Series
- Part 1 of by virtue fall
Bookmarked by applegraph
17 May 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.
He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”
That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.
***
Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,214
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 357
- Kudos:
- 459
- Bookmarks:
- 114
- Hits:
- 10,233
Bookmarked by applegraph
01 May 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Guillermo decides not to become a vampire, which would be fine, were it not for the fact that Nandor has just learned about how short the human lifespan is.
about things taken for granted, mostly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,589
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 35
- Kudos:
- 762
- Bookmarks:
- 151
- Hits:
- 4,705
Bookmarked by applegraph
26 Apr 2024
-
Tags
Summary
After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
Bookmarked by applegraph
05 Mar 2024
-
The World Against You and I by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Mar 2022
Tags
Summary
Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,583
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 358
- Kudos:
- 871
- Bookmarks:
- 188
- Hits:
- 14,820
Bookmarked by applegraph
29 Feb 2024
-
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
Series
- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,117
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 516
- Kudos:
- 1,249
- Bookmarks:
- 305
- Hits:
- 14,112
Bookmarked by applegraph
28 Feb 2024
-
The Things We Can't Take Back by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
Guillermo finally, finally gets turned into a vampire, but it doesn't really go the way he expected. Now that he's a vampire everyone is treating him differently, but not in a good way. Everyone seems tense and angry, and Nandor will barely look at him. He's not sure what he did wrong, or if he's the one who did something wrong.
What does everyone else know that he doesn't?
Series
- Part 1 of TTWCTB
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,007
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 103
- Kudos:
- 1,927
- Bookmarks:
- 322
- Hits:
- 13,408
Bookmarked by applegraph
25 Feb 2024
-
Tags
Summary
The one where Nandor's wives do not consent to be on this episode of The Bachelor.
Bookmarked by applegraph
23 Feb 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.
Bookmarked by applegraph
20 Feb 2024