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miss you so bad i e-mail you my orgasm by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2025
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long distance birthday surprise spirals from a wonky cake into a facetime call with one apron and zero shame.
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Roadtrips and Other Poor Life Choices by applechomp for applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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They'd barely made it ten minutes down the road again when Shi Qingxuan, in a moment of complete stillness, suddenly inhaled and burst into song.
“YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS. SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT—”
Xie Lian jolted so hard he nearly headbutted the car window.
“Shi Qingxuan.” He Xuan groaned, his hands tightening on the steering wheel.
“GOOD LUCK, BABE!,” she wailed, chest-deep in passion and clutching her invisible microphone, “YOU’D HAVE TO STOP THE WORLD JUST TO STOP THE FEELING.”
a chaotic summer road trip with too much ice cream, surprise karaoke, backseat cuddles, and the kind of laughter that makes your cheeks hurt. four friends, one car, and a whole lot of love tucked between the miles.
OR: hualian & beefleaf beach episode fic
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all roads lead to shelter by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2025
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“I’d love to have you over, gege,” he said, slowly. “But—my place is a bit of a mess right now. I don’t usually invite anyone over unless they’re… a partner. Or someone I…”
He trailed off.
Xie Lian stared at him. The meaning settled in his chest like a stone dropped in a still pond. “But… you like me though, right?”
Xie Lian finds himself caught in a typhoon, stranded across the city with no way home. When his plans fall through, he turns to Hua Cheng for help.
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He frowned, wiping a hand across his face. Was it over? No, that didn’t make sense. Curses didn’t just stop like that, especially not the kind tied to the Sunken Ghost City. Cautiously, he pushed himself to his feet and climbed the ladder back to the deck, every step feeling heavier than the last.
When he emerged into the open air, Xie Lian stopped short. The crimson sky had faded, replaced by a dull, overcast gray. The blood rain had stopped entirely, leaving only dark stains streaked across the deck and pooling in the cracks between the planks. The sea was unnervingly still, the waves subdued as if holding their breath.
How odd.
Captain Xie Lian has a ship held together by hope, reputation for endless bad luck, and a curse that seems to follow him across every tide. He’s long since made peace with solitude—until a strange melody leads him to something (or someone) glittering beneath the waves. Now, between unexpected rescues, flustered misunderstandings, and one very persistent sea creature who won’t stop calling him gege, Xie Lian might be in deeper waters than he ever expected.
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This man wasn’t commenting. Wasn’t typing. Wasn’t even breathing, for all Mu Qing could tell. But his presence was undeniable. Terrifying. Like a lion crouched in tall grass.
Then, after five minutes of this silent, cursor-stalking dread…
It happened.
[email protected] has joined the document.
A new comment appeared at the very bottom of the document:
[Comment on Slide 9 – Thank You]
what i felt after reading this presentation can only be expressed through literature. specifically:
“Nghh… ah—San Lang!” Gege whimpered, gripping the edge of the table as his knees buckled. “We’re supposed to be studying—”
university au hua cheng x xie lian
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poetry practice — tgcf by applechomp
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2025
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an inch away from more (than just friends) by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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“What do you think about,” Wei Ying said aloud, before she could stop herself, before she could even think twice about the repercussions. “When you.” She finally found Lan Zhan’s eyes, molten in the low light, and swallowed in a tiny, audible gulp. “You know.”
On Wei Ying, Lan Zhan’s gaze didn’t waver even a fraction.
“Giving head,” she said.
Wei Ying was certain she’d misheard. “Getting head?”
“No,” said Lan Zhan.
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After a surprise party gone awry, Wei Ying surprises herself.
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16 Dec 2025
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Happy for Now by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.
It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.
“You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”
Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”
“We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”
Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.
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13 Dec 2025
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in the tradition of this hippy town by prymus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2019
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The ceremony lasts one day in Heaven and one day in the ghost realm, but the partying doesn’t stop there. In fact, seven days after the Flower-Crowned Martial God and the Ghost King are officially wedded, it seems as though the festivities have only just begun.
Hua Cheng traces the rim of his glass, pensive. Then, he tightens his hold around Xie Lian's shoulders and downs it in one swing. “I’ll bet on a kiss. With tongue and everything,” he makes sure to add.
The romance between a ghost and a god, through the eyes of Ghost City (and more).
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22 Apr 2025
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Yugu likes her protagonists malleable and willing, with perhaps a touch of naivety. And you’re as sweet as a freshly plucked dandelion.
Or, Yugu loves to reenact the various smutty romances she writes about.
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At Night I Rose and Fell by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2023
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“I swear on my life I am not here to hurt you,” came the voice again.
Silence.
Xie Lian slowly poked his small ferret head out of the leaf pile.
“Why are you giving me free eggs?” he asked suspiciously, one of the leaves now balanced on his head like a bamboo hat.
It is forbidden to ask what a person turns into at night.
By day, they remain human. When the sun sets: an animal form, unique to each person. Day and night are separate worlds and separate lives. It is the greatest, most unbreakable taboo to know a person’s nightform. And even more dangerous for Xie Lian, as he is cursed.
But one night in the forest, he meets a fox. A very powerful fox, who seems hell bent on protecting him at all costs. And the very next day, he meets a man calling himself San Lang.
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14 Apr 2025