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Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.
I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions.
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30 May 2026
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Weaver of Silk and Dreams by a_stands_for
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Dec 2017
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Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.
“My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."
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Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.
Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.
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- Part 1 of More Spidery Spider-Man
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30 May 2026
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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14 May 2026
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Googly Eyes by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
28 Aug 2025
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"God, she is going to hate that tutor."
"I'm sure she will come around—"
"Hate. Absolutely hate him."
"Maybe he'll—"
"She will despise him."
"Ah."
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Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all
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02 May 2026
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TRUST FALL by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jan 2026
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At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.
Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"
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or, Peter takes the plunge.
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20 Apr 2026