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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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17 May 2026
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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04 Jan 2026
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Batman tries to access the Watchtower without his signature cowl and uniform. Identity shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 15 of DC outsider POV
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23 Nov 2025
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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22 Oct 2025
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“And you, Evans? What are you doing after graduation?”
“Dunno,” Evans replied, staring up at the sky from where he was laying on the courtyard floor and impeding foot traffic like the menace he was. “Maybe I’ll dismantle the government. It could use a good spring cleaning. Might be fun.”
Everyone laughed like it was a joke, and Tom felt a part of him wither and die at the stupidity of his generation.
Harry Evans was, to those that met him, rather average. A brilliant student, definitely. Kind and dedicated, absolutely. Handsome, maybe. But otherwise unremarkable.
He slipped into the ranks of Hufflepuff without a whisper and would have remained a bland face in the background of Tom’s life—if not for the fact that something was quintessentially wrong with him.
Tom, the only person who seemed to see beneath the veneer of banality and recognise the dangerous cunning that lurked there, found himself facing an opponent he had no idea how to combat.
OR, how Tom Riddle went from dreaming of ruling Wizarding Britain to dreaming of punching Harry Evans in the fucking face.
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12 Oct 2025
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The Hills Are Alive by MirasolAbeille
Fandoms: The Sound of Music - Rodgers/Hammerstein/Lindsay & Crouse, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
03 Aug 2022
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Captain von Trapp and his children get rather more than they bargained for with the new governess.
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29 Jun 2025
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He was wrong, back in that field. There were people worth climbing the Tower with. People whose brightness was so genuine that it easily outshone the fake.
Khun Aguero Agnis, beginning his climb of the Tower, meets a strange, but powerful Regular by the name of the Twenty-Fifth Bam with hair as long and dark as the night and eyes like gold.
Mystery AU
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- Part 1 of the want for a happiness
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15 Jun 2025
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The Sea is Wine Red by gotham_girl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 May 2026
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Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.
Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.
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- Part 1 of Sailing on the Winds of Change
- Part 2 of Gotham Girl's PJO Fics
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05 May 2025
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Age Old Reunions by AshWinterGray
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
12 Feb 2025
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Percy Jackson has always known he was different. It didn't take long for him to realize he was the son of the sea. But that realization brought him nothing but dread. Even as he kept it a secret.
In the end, he reunites with old friends from a long off lifetime ago.
A lifetime as Odysseus, King of Ithaca.
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05 May 2025
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The members of the Lan Clan have never been particularly well-known for their good judgement when it comes to matters of the heart.
Which is why it should come as a surprise to no one when Lan Wangji falls in love with an actual ghost.
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19 Apr 2025
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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01 Apr 2025
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18 Feb 2025
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In Praise of Her Conceited Independence by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
12 Mar 2020
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A daring rescue at Ramsgate changes the course of events for our dear couple.
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- 8/8
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05 Jan 2025
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Hide only has a split second to think I might actually die, when the skin on the ghoul’s hands bursts into a kaleidoscope of color.
He can feel a prickling, fizzy, almost hot sensation on his skin. All his hair stands on end, and there’s a ringing in his ears. It’s a feeling Hide’s read about, countless times: described clinically, poetically, and every way in between.
The first touch between soulmates.
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A first touch hidekane soulmate AU.
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11 Nov 2024
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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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- Part 1 of The FIA Universe
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06 Jan 2024
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uphold your reputation with a real celebrity flourish by suitablyskippy
Fandoms: Gintama
20 Apr 2016
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“Go about your day exactly as you normally would,” says Kyuubei’s father. “The people want to see that we’re just like them, except richer, better, and more famous, so even the dullest minutiae of your dullest day will give them an insight into the glamour and intrigue of everyday celebrity life. Do you understand, Kyuubei?”
“I understand,” says Kyuubei, which isn't even slightly true.
(Recruited to star in a reality TV show about the Yagyuu clan, Kyuubei takes the only sensible next step: hiring Yorozuya Gin-san as professional image consultants.)
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01 Nov 2023
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Finding Link by Umbreonix
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
26 Jan 2022
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The calamity has been defeated and the Champions are revived on a pure white full moon. Everything is back to how it was, except not really. One hundred years has taken its toll on Hyrule-
and where has the hero gone?
Revali is sent on a quest to find Link (but not without a lot of angry squawking about it). He travels the lengths of Hyrule with nothing to go on other than a full library of photos the hero had left in Zelda's sheikah plate. As he journeys though, the question of 'where is Link' slowly transforms to 'who is Link?' because this grinning boy in the pictures surely cannot be the same stoic brick wall they all once knew.
As extraordinarily talented as he is, he finds him all too fast and the questions only multiply from there.
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03 Oct 2023
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Ghosts of Tomorrow by IzzyR0ckz
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2017
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"I can’t talk to you during the day, but it seems I’m able to while you sleep.” Mipha explains, “We’re connected, now that I’ve given you my power.” He doesn’t respond, too shocked to formulate words, so she continues, “I tried to stimulate your memories by thinking about my own, did it work? I was aiming for the first time we met.”
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“Mipha has been triggering some memories in my dreams, and I was hoping you could too? We didn’t know each other as long, I don’t think, but I’m sure we have some.” He looks up at Revali hopefully, but all emotions have vanished from his features.
“You… don’t remember me at all?” Revali asks, searching Link’s eyes, and he sounds almost desperate.
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“Did it trigger a memory?” Teba asks, and Link nods numbly. “If I may ask,” He sounds hesitant, which doesn’t bode well, “In the memory, what color was the bead the champion placed in your hair when he braided it?” Link isn’t sure why that would matter, but he gives the information anyway. “Purple… you say.” Teba’s face is one of someone whose world has been turned on its axis.
“It would seem the stories the Rito passed down over the ages of our champion leave out an… important detail.” He manages finally.- Language:
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25 Sep 2023
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between the sheets by DasWarSchonKaputt
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
04 Aug 2022
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“And who’s that?”
“Oh. That’s Porsche. He’s Khun Kinn’s live-in boytoy. He’s harmless, mostly. Just a pretty face.”
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A boyfriend can go so many places a bodyguard can’t. As the threat of a potential leak in their security forces looms large, Khun Korn hatches a plot to place an added layer of protection around his heir presumptive. Enter Porsche, former bartender, current bodyguard, and reluctant fake boyfriend of Kinn Theerapanyakul.
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06 Jun 2023
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Sword smithing has always just been another type of magic by Nefarious_Matchbox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, One Piece
08 Jan 2017
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ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes)." Collection fic, gen, long, T for swearing.
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“I am looking,” he said, placing Kappatsuna Yoru on the table between them, “for the maker of this sword. Perhaps you know something of it.” He narrowed amber eyes at the man.
“Hmm.” The man reached out with gentle fingers and picked up the katana. He ran his fingers over the hilt wrappings, then slid the blade out of the sheath minutely. “Kappatsuna Yoru, right?”
“How do you know?” Mihawk demanded, eyes narrowing and body tensing.
“Well,” the man put the katana back on the table and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. “It’d be a bit of a bad thing if I didn’t recognize my own work, right?”- Language:
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22 May 2023