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    "You're going to sit nicely in my lap, perhaps naked, while I give orders from my palace throne..."

    You’re picking herbs in the woods one night and stumble into a trap. Unfortunately for you, Astarion is in the mood for a midnight snack.

    Shameless smut. If you wish a vampire would tie you up, gag you, spank you, fuck you and feed from you, then truss you up, throw you over his shoulder and carry you off to be his favourite pet at the heart of his deadly, decadent court, this is for you!

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    15 Jul 2026

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    "But when I'm asleep / I want somebody / Who will put their arms around me / And kiss me tenderly / Though things like this / Make me sick / In a case like this / I'll get away with it"
    [Somebody - Depeche Mode]

    You've pretty much given up on life ever getting better, so when two handsome strangers take you into their home for troubled young adults, you're admittedly suspicious. Suddenly, life seems to make a complete 180, with a whole house full of kind residents, a room all for yourself straight from your dreams and unconditional love.
    Something has to be wrong, right?

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Chpt 27

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    You were a freelance hacker, exposing corrupt elites for cash—until one job got you kidnapped. What you thought was a harmless intercept turned out to be bait. Now you’re coding for Makarov, a Russian ultranationalist. You wanted justice. Now you’re just trying to survive.

    Please no reposting, using my work to train AI, or pasting any part of my work as a prompt on platforms like CharacterAI. It’s fun writing this nonsense, so hopefully I’ve done it justice. But also…creativity is sick and we’re all here just to read silly ff so please respect my requests. :)

    I’d also like to advertise:
    * Do you like ff so plot heavy, it doesn’t give you smut till…a double digit chapter??
    * Enjoy plot, with equally lengthed scenes of smut sprinkled in?
    * Are you looking for decently long chapters?

    Then I’m pleased to say, this ff might be for you!!

    I just wanted to give the heads up, to anyone expecting seggs in the very first chapters. But of course, if you’re just looking for content, I’d like to say this is still a pretty good thing I’ve come up with also. Anyways, hope you enjoy the vibes and constructive criticism is always welcome.

    Congresswoman out~ o7

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Chpt 13 (at least)

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Woke up in a burning escape pod, which is already concerning. Everyone’s dead. I’m on Planet 4546B, which is just an ocean aggressively pretending to be a planet.
    My only companion is a sarcastic PDA and the sinking sense of doom
    The survival plan so far: panic, sarcasm, and vibes.

    It’s not going great.

    Worst of all ? why did no one told me about the oversized fihs flirting with me ???

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Chpt 3

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Inspired by a Will Wood lyric.
    “Dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze, you make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.”

    Child Hybrid!Reader rescued by the Taskforce after creation and being forced to suppress animal instincts for years.

    (4/13/26) UPDATED, you no longer have permission to crucify me and digitize my brain (I mean, maybe if I take another 4 fuckin months to update but we’ll see)

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Chat 3 :(((