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Debrett's Guide to the Straw Hats by albite
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
12 Aug 2025
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A guide to the lords, ladies, and notable names of the Straw Hat world, if that world were early 1800s London, of course.
((An introduction to the plots I plan to write in the series, think of it as the back of a $1 historical romance))
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- Part 1 of Historical Romance x Straw Hats
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Historical Romance x Straw Hats by albite
Fandom One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
12 Aug 2025
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Without a second of hesitation, Sanji snatched the glasses off his face. "Better?" he snapped.
And unfortunately for every single person occupying the room, he was devastatingly handsome.
The green room went completely quiet. Because with the disguise discarded, a fan three spaces back squinted, their eyes darting. Another fan let out a choked, high-pitched gasp. Then, a teenager near the back literally screamed: "HOLY SHIT THAT'S SANJI BLACK!"
"The pianist?!" another voice yelled.
A renowned classical pianist, currently dressed in oversized stadium merchandise, was standing with the lead guitarist of a rock band. And they were bickering like an old married couple over a pair of reading glasses.
One particularly fast fan, whose thumbs operated with the speed of light, snapped a high-definition photo. Sanji was holding the glasses loosely in one hand, his blonde hair falling over his forehead. Zoro was leaning forward, his arms crossed over his chest, his jaw set in a stubborn line.
Both looked visibly irritated, both looked incredibly attractive, and like a scene from a high-budget romantic drama.
@strawberry_updates: Classical Pianist. Rockstar guitarist. Imagine your OTP.Bookmarked by albite
24 Jun 2026
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Nami gets tired of paying for the damage caused by Zoro and Sanji's constant arguments and institutes a new rule aboard the Sunny: they aren't allowed to fight or insult eachother without getting hit with a huge fine.
Neither of them takes it well.
Or: Zoro and Sanji accidentally learn how to communicate without words, fake date their way through an undercover mission, and discover that dealing with feelings is much harder than surviving a locked vault.
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24 Jun 2026
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Luffy agrees to help a shipwrecked boy and bring him home. And said boy immediately latches on to the cook, which Zoro doesn’t approve of. It's just a little crush, except Zoro is having none of it.
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24 Jun 2026
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Five Times Sanji Called Zoro a Dumbass (and the One Time He Called Him Love) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2026
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Five times Sanji called Zoro a dumbass (while breaking up an undignified chicken battle at three in the morning, suffering through handcuffs and escalating domestic hostility, losing his mind over a fever that should never have gotten that bad, nearly killing someone with concern after a fall from the crow’s nest, and dragging a half-dead idiot home from a duel he absolutely did not need to accept). And one time, when the pretending finally gave out, the word on his tongue changed into the truth he’d been circling all along.
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- Part 12 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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22 Jun 2026
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Sanji discovers that calling Zoro affectionate names in French is the perfect crime. After all, the moss-headed swordsman can barely navigate a straight hallway, let alone understand a romance language.
What starts as a harmless joke quickly spirals into two weeks of increasingly sincere endearments, accidental confessions, and our favorite chef realizing he's in far deeper than he ever intended.
There's just one problem.
Zoro has understood every single word.
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21 Jun 2026