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Desire is shaped like the hands that have slain those dearest, now dancing across Tobirama’s skin.
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redamancy by agonizedasshole for ImberOccidere
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
09 Feb 2026
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Upon his return from Shiganshina, Levi finds a letter addressed to him left by his late commander.
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Missing was a courtesy. Linguistic mercy. In action it held the same weight as did the word death itself. Erwin knew what it meant, even as his leg bounced like a cog in a machine trying to push out any explanation that would spare Miche of a fate he’d already met.
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After yet another run in with the Military Police, Erwin returns home beaten and bloody. To his chagrin, someone’s already there waiting.
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but a boy by hypotheticalseaweed (velosaraptor) for ZamalV
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Jul 2026
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Tobirama was born into war, though his elder brother has shielded him from it. At four, Tobirama had started to learn the shinobi arts. At five, his father died, and Hashirama took over his training and care. At seven, the Senju Clan withdrew into their compound and Tobirama had only been sent on missions that kept him far away from Uchiha territory until peace was negotiated in the summer after his 18th birthday. It took one year for Konoha to grow roots strong enough to support the entirety of the Senju and the Uchiha and another two for them to settle beneath her branches.
Now, at twenty-two, Tobirama sits as the head of state of the first shinobi village. The Hokage is a figure respected by warrior, vendor, merchant, and laborer. By shinobi and civilian. By all except Uchiha Madara.
The way Madara handles Tobirama distinctly feels like disrespect.
The progression of Madara and Tobirama's relationship over the course of years, told though multiple perspectives and via various sexual encounters.
a.k.a. MadaTobi commit a series of HR violations
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19 Jul 2026
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AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted? by bumblebeelex
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“Your mother was a Hatake!?” Izuna shouted in disbelief, startling many of the Senju.
“Yes? I thought you knew?” Hashirama tilted his head, looking over to Tobirama who shrugged slightly.
“No, it seems like some of our intel was a bit outdated,” Madara sighed, pinching his brow. “Does this change anything else in the peace treaty? Any other culturally insensitive terms that need to be removed?”
Madara narrowed his eyes as Tobirama coughed, hiding his face for a moment. Did he just cover up a laugh?
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions
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18 Feb 2026
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My husband-to-be,
Or am I now to presume otherwise on the basis of your silence?
I feel most compelled to send word that you have been an utter waste of space in my heart and mind—and of ink, words, and paper. I refuse to tolerate this any longer. This is your formal ultimatum.
When Madara receives a blistering letter from Tobirama a few weeks before their wedding, he resolves to end the coup he set in motion against his father’s court and recalls why he ever dared to start it.
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16 Feb 2026
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“You should try to seduce him,” Furlan says offhandedly, not even bothering to keep his voice down.
Levi almost spits out his tea. To his left, Isabel laughs so hard she’s about to fall off her chair. Scanning the crowded mess hall, Levi tries to assess if anyone has been listening in. He needn't have worried; the rest of the Survey Corps still avoid their table like the plague.
“I should do what, now?” he hisses, leaning closer.Set during the events of A Choice with No Regrets, this story follows Levi as he tries to acclimatize to his new life in the Survey Corps, carry out his mission on behalf of the corrupt nobleman Lobov, and navigate his growing closeness to the man who plucked him and his friends from the Underground—Erwin Smith; the man he’s been contracted to kill.
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12 Jan 2026