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    Will tears a piercing in a very delicate place. He ends up in the ER, waiting on a surgery consult. Lucky for him, the doctor on call is just a beacon of professionalism. Someone ends up in stirrups before this is over...

    AKA That time Dev basically wrote a 70s porn starring these two idiots.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Will just wants to get through his best man duties with as little drama (and as much alcohol) as possible. Sure, the bride he's standing with is his ex, and sure, he might have made out with the other best man at the bachelorette party — but that's not the biggest problem. Will's far more concerned with the fact that his fellow Best Man might just be a killer, and that may not stop them from making out again...

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    Dev smashed Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, and a Pepé Le Pew cartoon into a fic because no one was supervising her.

    Fic is complete and will update Wednesdays

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    25 Jun 2026

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    After smelling Freddie Lounds on Will, Hannibal realizes he's been betrayed. Despondent, and plotting a bloody dinner party, Hannibal finds himself in an upscale bar. When Nigel walks in, things change. Rude, loud, and somehow sporting his face, Nigel is a disturbance Hannibal doesn't need.

    ...Or does he?

    Nigel suggests a swap based on his favorite movie - The Parent Trap. What happens when Hannibal and Nigel switch lives? Well, let's find out together, shall we?

     

    As always, fic is complete and will be posting Wednesdays.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "Oral sex," Will blurts out before he can stop himself, looking everywhere but Dr. Lecter's eyes.

    Dr. Lecter, ever the gentleman, doesn't look away from Will. He also doesn't press Will to continue. His legs are neatly crossed at the knee, his hands pleasantly folded in his lap. He waits for Will to continue, to explain, to talk himself even deeper into the hole he's dug for himself, and Will—

    "You asked what helps me find myself when things get too—" Will makes a face and a gesture that indicate overwhelming is the word he's looking for. "So, oral sex. I find it…" Will swallows thickly, his eyes darting across the room to the large, grand windows, "grounding. To be able to…do something for my partner."

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    The quiet of the stream. The hum of an engine. Will enjoys being of service to his partners, sinking into their heat and giving them what they need. Usually, that's an omega, but beggars can't be choosers after the sting of Alana Bloom's rejection and the piercing haze of losing one's mind.

    The second half of season 1 starting with Fromage, but make it omegaverse porn - with all the dubious consent, hallucinations, and canon-typical shenanigans that implies.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Nigel isn't handling his divorce well. When a good Samaritan starts leaving him gifts on his balcony, Nigel gets suspicious. What could go wrong?

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    11 Jun 2026