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In which Wei Wuxian thinks about music, like a lot, doesn’t remember anything useful, and Lan Wangji finds out about Jingyi’s possession problem while he’s still possessed.
Or… an alternate take on The One-Body Problem by metisket.
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pulling out the nails that hold up everything you've known by elliptical
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2024
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“She can heal your curse, Edalyn,” Lilith says.
“Hard pass.”
“Eda.”
“I don’t need it. I’m getting by just fine.” Eda grins, like that’ll somehow make the words true. “I’d sooner rip out my toenails with pliers than break bread with the Empire. Eat my entire ass, princess. The only thing worse than killing a wild witch is using her.”
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In which the new human Empress of the Boiling Isles and wanted criminal Eda Clawthorne have a lot more in common than either of them expect.
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24 Jul 2026
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“She can heal your curse, Edalyn,” Lilith says.
“Hard pass.”
“Eda.”
“I don’t need it. I’m getting by just fine.” Eda grins, like that’ll somehow make the words true. “I’d sooner rip out my toenails with pliers than break bread with the Empire. Eat my entire ass, princess. The only thing worse than killing a wild witch is using her.”
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In which the new human Empress of the Boiling Isles and wanted criminal Eda Clawthorne have a lot more in common than either of them expect.
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Eda's sunburned, but unworried.
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23 Jul 2026
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Eda's sunburned, but unworried.
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Richie Tozier is famous and loves his boyfriend, OK by kyaticlikestea
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2020
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It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
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It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
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End Racism in the OTW | Richie Tozier: The Manchild Tour by hellotailor
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Oct 2019
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The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.
“Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”
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The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.
“Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.