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Halloween, 1981. Lily sprung to unsteady feet and lurched towards an empty crib. Her voice crawled out of her throat, only for it to fizzle on her tongue like sour candy. Her son. What was her son's name?!
Thirteen years after the mysterious disappearance of Voldemort and Ha…Her son— Lily Potter nodded towards the newest Hogwarts student; A boy with eyes too green and too clever and too familiar. It felt like something bitter sat at the tip of her tongue. The feeling fled just as quickly as it came. The first thing she asked him?
What is your name?
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Featuring attempted murder hijinks, the most uncomplicated of moral dilemmas, homegrown non-GMO assassins, and children whose life goals begin and end with ‘Villainy’, everyone is asking one question.
Who is Harry Doe?
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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pieces of you by NeithOfTheVeil
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2024
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After Xie Lian and Hua Cheng encounter a strange bear spirit in the Cave of Ten Thousand Gods, Hua Cheng is split into three past versions of himself: a ten-year-old Hong-er whose last memory is being tossed in a gunny sack, a thirteen-year-old Xiao-Hua who just snuck into the Xianle Army, and a Wuming who still smells of smoke from the burning of the Yong’an Royal Palace.
Trapped on Mount Tonglu with no spiritual energy, no way to call for help, and no basic necessities, Xie Lian and his three companions must keep each other alive while scouring the greater Tonglu area in search of the escaped spirit, all to bring back Xie Lian’s “husband,” a man Xie Lian won’t identify for fear of complicating an already complicated situation.
Jealous of a man they’ve never met, grappling with feelings of inadequacy, and frustrated with each other’s failings, Hong-er, Xiao-Hua, and Wuming are determined to help Xie Lian—even if a successful mission means they disappear.
**Part 2 of this series is the E-rated alternate ending.**
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- Part 1 of pieces of you + alternate ending
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Bookmarked by acefiend
26 May 2025
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Fantastic. Wuming loving hours. Honger loving hours. Unnamed soldier boy. All our faves and half of them are whiny brats. 🙏 but really, every version of hua cheng getting unconditional love from xie lian? Sign me up!
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“I’m dying,” Senkuu said in the same tone he used for minor inconveniences.
Or, in other words, Senkuu gets a fun new experiment by way of contracting lethal Hanahaki Disease and somehow Gen’s still the one who suffers.Series
- Part 1 of Science and Mentalism
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Bookmarked by acefiend
19 Jun 2026
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The smartest people you know are stuck in an idiots to lovers arc and it rules
This is such a delightful inversion and breakdown of the hanahaki trope. It is somehow both hilarious and grounded. The dialogue is so perfect for the characters and they bounce off each other like uh— something that bounces.
I love the progression of gen and senkuu’s relationship in this. Their reactions make so much sense and I honestly cannot imagine it going any other way. This fic feels like something that just ticks all the boxes I could’ve wanted, without even knowing I wanted them!
Sequel also had me squealing. An absolute treat to read!
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Relativity by box_of_fidgit_spinners
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.
That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.
Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.
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Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It
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Bookmarked by acefiend
31 May 2026
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Sometimes, comedy writes itself. Other times, a writer is just dang good at what they do. This fic is chock full of bangers. That’s especially impressive considering they did it in under 5k words, and not a word of that is wasted. Highly recommend.
Now imagine:
“Imagine knowing everything. Now, imagine knowing one billionth of everything, and also you’re a clock, and also you’re really fucking afraid.”
“The thing about love is that it’s incredibly illogical. Imagine you have two clocks. Wait, no, don’t do that. That’s stupid. Metaphors are stupid.“
“Imagine, if you will, a story about love.” 💜
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If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?
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Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.
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Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.
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24 Nov 2022
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Draco and harry go back in time. It’s funny and cute. This is good stuff right here. These two gremlins scheming and sneaking around. This author manages to convince me to like Draco Malfoy- a miraculous feat
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Just a Few Changes (will Keep you Safe) by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2022
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It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.
Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.
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04 Dec 2022
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Funny and thoughtful, made me cry. The banter with Harry, Ron, and hermione makes me smile like an idiot because it showcases their friendship in such a realistic way. They’ve got their little inside jokes and they rib on each other and they got each others back- it’s all so fun to read. Then there’s the interaction between Harry and the marauders era crew- particularly Peter’s, that makes me so emotional. Wonderful work that really does SO much with in 30k words.