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Qurbān (Arabic: قربان, transl. sacrifice) is an act of slaughtering an animal or person as an offering.
Desmond has been dead for eleven years.
That’s a fact, nothing to be debated or disproved. Desmond has been dead for eleven years with no chance of resuage.
Desmond is dead.
Even Desmond himself knows this, as his eyes shoot open.
Desmond is supposed to be dead, and is left to now stumble about a world that has changed without him. Until he meets Ezio, who also should be dead, and a mysterious man named Shahbaz who seems to know more than he lets on.
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in which we discover that shen yuan is a furry by louser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan finally put together the pieces in his mind, and at the same moment, a cheerful ding sounded off in his head.
[Welcome to Warriors! Transfer has been completed; character set to Rainfall: Deputy of PeakClan. Would the customer like a tutorial?]
He’d been transmigrated into the stupid kids’ series he’d been reading before he died!
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Kagome's natural instinct when reborn into a new world is, of course, to befriend the nearest demon.
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Five Hundred and One Nights by papermachine
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Seeking knowledge, power, and control of a djinn, Ventress breaks the Sith spell that has been keeping Darth Vader in stasis for centuries. Finally, she can prove to Darth Tyrannus that she doesn’t need him. She can do Grown Up Sith things, like perform blood-magic.
Maybe she should have used her own blood for the ritual, though.
Or
Vader isn’t sure why there’s a war going on or why there’s an army of clone soldiers but he doesn’t really have anything better to do at the moment anyway, so he’ll just stick around. Besides. Fives and Rex and the rest of the 501st are kinda fun? And aggravating Master Kenobi is becoming a hobby.
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The 501st adopts a Sith.
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Cities in Dust by Anonymous
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Assassin's Creed II (Video Games)
24 Jun 2026
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"Alright." Desmond closes his eyes to carry on, "This is going to sound fucking crazy. But. Ezio Auditore da Firenze is a regular at my bar." He opens his eyes again. "He's partial to the dark lager we had on tap last month."
There's absolute silence in the van. Even Shaun has stopped muttering swear words at the traffic.
"I'm serious," Desmond insists.