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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Deep in the Shadowlands, Oliver just wants a friend. Unfortunately for both Wyll and Astarion...they're the ones chosen to be said friends. And now it's up to the rest of the party to wrangle two adorable but terrified six-year-olds—when every little twig wants to eat them.

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    "Chk," says one stranger adult, a green lady who looks like a frog. Wyll is instantly on edge around her, her sword is very big and very bloody with gunk. "What has happened here?!"

    "Oliver cursed Wyll—and Astarion," Karlach says. "They're both adorable little tykes, at least for now. You know, I say we keep them like this."

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    “The contract deadline is in two months,” Mephistopheles rumbled. “Why should I be put out because you could not keep a hold on your spawn?”

    “I’ll find him!” Cazador insisted quickly. “I was… mistaken about your daughter’s involvement. He must be on this plane somewhere. He can’t have gotten far…”

    At Cazador’s cowed demeanor, a dark idea wormed its way into Rai’s mind. She smiled, all sharp teeth gleaming in the low light. “Father… since Cazador has technically failed in his task, I propose an idea.”

    Her father turned to her, intrigue glinting in his eye. “What idea, Railannys?”

    “A deal.” She grinned. “A wager.”

     

    After his daring escape by tadpole, Astarion finds himself at the center of a devilish wager between a daughter of Mephistopheles and Cazador. As egos knock and horns lock together, the party finds themselves with a front row seat to the Hells’ power struggle and a most curious ally.

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Look, I know we are on holiday right now,” Wyll begins. “No work. Just sight-seeing and relaxation. But…”

    Wyll gives him an absolute masterwork of a smile. It’s charming without being too pushy, the kind of smile that says, “If you tell me that you want to go back to our lodgings, I will of course respect your wishes and will dispatch these foul monsters quickly and without a fuss. However, if you do find it in your heart to allow me to indulge in a quick spot of theatricality just this one time, I would consider it a kindness, and one that will be repaid.”

    At least, that is what Astarion is choosing to interpret as the meaning of Wyll’s smile.

    “Go on,” Astarion says, magnanimous. “You know you want to.”


    With their wedding looming on the horizon, Wyll and Astarion decide to take a couple’s trip to spend time together and reconnect. Their holiday is supposed to be relaxing, fun, and low-pressure. It doesn’t entirely go according to plan.

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    09 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Astarion has found a new lease on life, all thanks to the benevolence of the Absolute. No, living in a tower filled with cultists and having to deal with superior officers who think they can order him around is not exactly his idea of paradise, but anything is heaven compared to life under Cazador. He even gets his own room all to himself.

    At least, until one Wyll Ravengard, newest member of the Absolute's ranks, is assigned to his room.

    (In which Astarion and Wyll are swept up by the cult before the intervention of a certain magical artifact.)

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    06 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Somewhere below him, a stranger named Wyll is living in the same house. Astarion had fled as far as he could and instead of quiet safety, there is someone else, and they aren't leaving.

    It doesn't matter. He's here to stay.

    Astarion hasn't made it this far to just give up.

    Or: an old house on the point between two worlds.

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    05 Mar 2026