4 Works by a_simp
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Blinking in the soft yellowish glow, Chuuya squinted at the shape……..It was undoubtedly a person.
If his brain wasn't so clouded from sleep, he would've kicked them out of his bed by now. It would've been the first thing he'd done. But no, instead, he leaned in closer. All it took was an outline of fluffy hair, white bandages, and a familiar scent….
What the hell was this misfit stinking bastard doing here!!!
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The heater breaks. As per usual, Dazai takes matters into his own hands. Much to Chuuya's sheer horror, it's annoyingly mutually beneficial.
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It's the haunt that counts by a_simp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
09 Jun 2025
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“Are you a ghost or something?”
The sound of manic cackling erupted from the other side.
“Pfft, are you retarded or some shit? Ghosts aren't real.” Lang Qianqiu blinked. Was this guy actually serious?
“You're literally a talking doll.” he countered
“That's hardly related.” The doll rammed into the door again. “Just let me in! Quit wasting this ancestor’s time you cockweasel!”
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Lang Qianqiu just wanted to fulfill a favor for his tutor, and house sit in peace. Unfortunately, peace, and creepy dolls don't mix. Especially ones that closely resembled greasy dumpster rats.
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Chocolate is overrated by a_simp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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“So?”
“So!! What do you mean ‘so’?” People are starting to look at them now. Noticing their wandering gazes, face flushed from embarrassment, Mu Qing leans in closer to Feng Xin.
“This means we have to carry it to class. Class Feng Xin!! Not to mention all the books we already have to bring!” He hissed under his breath.
Ah. Feng Xin understands now.
Well shit.
He didn't think this through.
Fuck.
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Feng Xin bought Mu Qing a big ass teddy bear for Valentine's Day. What was Mu Qing supposed to do with this idiot?
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Where the trail leads by a_simp
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2025
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"I wish you were lying, but I already know you're not ."
The beautiful man sounded exasperated beyond repair. His nerves seemed to finally get the better of him, and he began to pace around him in a circle. Luo Binghe wished his neck could twist all the way around like an owl.
"You're a hazard, it'd be stupid of me to let you wander."
"I don't plan to leave." Luo Binghe stated, sounding resolute. He was confused however, didn't he want him gone just a minute ago? The pretty man pressed his lips together, and Luo Binghe's eyes flickered to track the movement.
"I know, this wouldn't be a problem otherwise." He halts, staring at Luo Binghe with furrowed brows. Good, he was getting quite dizzy.
"You shouldn't be here." But this only confused Luo Binghe further. Why does this beautiful creature keep repeating things?
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Hansel and Gretel, The scum villain's self saving system retelling, except there's only Hansel, and he's quite the persistent (and a little pathetic) flirt. Too bad for the witch of the woods, who has to bare all of this intruder's affection.
Series
- Part 1 of Through the embers, among the moss