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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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30 May 2026
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When she was younger, Hermione would have never guessed that by the time she was 22, Harry would be happily married and a father with Pansy Parkison. She would also have never guessed that in a make-up 8th year and the years following, a group of Slytherins would integrate seamlessly into her friend group. Now she's a successful barrister for the Ministry, and been placed on a task force with Auror Draco and Healer Theo as potion overdoses have become a societal issue in post-war Britian. Mental health has long been something only talked about behind closed doors in the wizarding world, and the ramifications of not taking it seriously are now rearing their ugly heads. When Theo realizes the only way to fully heal her cursed scar is to enter into a secret fake marriage with Draco as the last of the Black bloodline, what could go wrong? When a divorce date looms, Draco and Theo realize maybe the marriage shouldn't have been fake after all. Pureblood courting chaos ensues!
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The story where unlikely friends battle a ragging potion epidemic, find themselves in a fake marriage, and somehow manage to fall in love along the way.- Language:
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25 May 2026
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A Darker Language of Flowers: Yellow Acacia, Lotus Corniculatus & Oleander by Ceilidhchaos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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Yellow Acacia symbolizes Secret Love
Lotus Corniculatus symbolizes a Warning of Revenge
Oleander, a poisonous plant, symbolizes Seduction and Bewitching DesireOnce upon a time there were three people in love, then the "good and righteous" stole two of them away. This is the story of the third getting them back and then making everyone responsible pay.
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- Part 1 of A Darker Language of Flowers
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17 May 2026
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***** NOW COMPLETE *****
Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life on purpose: a brilliant career, more projects than hours in the day, and a future carefully unburdened by expectations. Draco Malfoy has done the opposite—running from his legacy, his family’s obligations, and a marriage contract he REALLY does not want to fulfill.
A chance encounter at a gala at Malfoy Manor binds them together in a way neither of them chose—and neither of them can undo.
An accidental marriage becomes something far more dangerous: a slow unraveling of old wounds, unavoidable desire, and a bond rooted in ancient magic that refuses to be broken easily. As Hermione and Draco search for a way out, they uncover a story buried deep in the Malfoy line—a tragedy of love, betrayal, and sacrifice that may hold the key to their freedom… or doom them to repeat it.
Enemies bound by circumstance. Lovers bound by magic.
And a question neither of them can escape: what if the cost of breaking the bond is more than they can bear?Accidental marriage. Slow emotional burn. Sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a lesson in accepting the love you think you don’t deserve.
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- Part 1 of Unfortunately Yours Universe
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Bookmarked by Yzma88
11 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy has feelings.
Big feelings that he doesn't know to do with.And then,
Draco Lucius Malfoy died.
Spontaneous combustion his headstone will read.
Much loved friend, son and simp.16 months after the war, everyone returns to Hogwarts to complete their eighth year.
Drowning in feeling, drugs and embarrassing moments, Draco hopes he can erase the memories of the past and catch the eye of the Golden Girl.
All without making a fool of himself.
Merlins saggy left tit, he had his work cut out.Bookmarked by Yzma88
11 Apr 2026