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Earned every merit on his knees by XyleeTheSimp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 May 2026
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Feng Xin thinks for a while, before grinning, ready to make a crude joke before he can be stopped, "800 years old virgin....you’re probably the tightest hole in existence."
Mu Qing moves faster than Feng Xin can react and slams a fist across his face as Feng Xin falls on the ground , groaning while Mu Qing is straddling him. Mu Qing's lips are pressed together in outrage. Then he's blushing as red as a tomato while Feng Xin bursts into laughter , "Oh my god! You're blushing! I've never thought you could! I wouldn’t have said this if there were any other way out. Jun Wu has to be plotting to take us out or something, taxing so much." Feng Xin stops laughing , and sighs, "No other jobs exist for gods like us unless we do something drastic,"
Mu qing nodded and stared at the floor. His hands curled slightly at his sides in thought. This was so humiliating ,beyond words. Join a brothel? For money? Let ghosts pay to… touch him?
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The tragic irony of the untouchable Xuan Zhen now being sold as something anyone can buy. -
I wish it were hard to like you by XyleeTheSimp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
17 Jun 2024
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In a world governed by royal policies and people's love for gossips, 17 year old Prince of Mrione Itadori Yuji is pressured by the king to court the daughter of the duke in pursuit of strengthening the family connections and marriage within next year. As he tries to charm the most beautiful Tsumiki Fushiguro , he meets a well-expected obstacle , her brother Megumi Fushiguro who is certain the Prince has no well intentions . He decides perhaps he should attempt to charm the brother first before making a move on the target. Things go far off south when the Fushiguros' are invited to the castle for a month while Megumi and Yuji learn about each other , and get too close for comfort as a drunk night changes everything.
''I cannot possibly allow my sister to marry someone like you.'' Megumi crosses his arms.
''Why? You wish to have me for yourself?'' Yuji winks back.
A world inspired from the netflix show 'Bridgerton' with my favorite trope 'one-sided enemies to lovers' and 'fuck buddies to lovers' all in one because why not.
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i sing of nemesis (swords, scales, daggers) by oneirois
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2019
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Two peas in a damned, blackened pod.
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04 Jun 2026
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Breaking Patterns/Mending Threads by slightly_alarming_prism
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2022
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Hua Cheng says, “Dianxia moved back to the city,” and all Mu Qing can see is fucking static.
“Xie Lian what?”
Mu Qing considers the likelihood of running into Feng Xin in a city this big. He considers the likelihood of it meaning anything, the way nothing from high school stuck after they grew up and into adulthood. Eight years is almost a decade, and a decade is almost a third of Mu Qing’s life.
Feng Xin has been gone for a third of his life. Does that counteract the third of his life he was in, or erase it completely?
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Eight years after leaving, Xie Lian and Feng Xin move back to the city. Mu Qing wants nothing to do with them. Easier said than done, what with his roommate Hua Cheng pestering Mu Qing to set him up with Xie Lian and Feng Xin showing up at his favorite coffee shop.
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- Part 1 of Breaking Patterns/Mending Threads
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04 Oct 2025
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To Be Enough/To Feel Enough by slightly_alarming_prism
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2025
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Mu Qing wraps his arms around Feng Xin. His forehead rests against his back. Warmth radiates from him, body still now, poised with a knife in one hand and a half-chopped zucchini in the other. They stand there. Mu Qing feels his own heart beat. He exhales, mouth open, and tightens his grip.
The knife clatters to the cutting board. Feng Xin shifts, dislodging Mu Qing from his back, and it hardly matters because then he's turned and his hands, smelling of zucchini, are on Mu Qing's face, and he's frowning, and then he's kissing him.
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In the year following their falling apart, Mu Qing learns to trust.
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- Part 2 of Breaking Patterns/Mending Threads
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30 Sep 2025
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When Langa takes a trip to visit family in Canada, both he and Reki find themselves despairing at the distance. Though neither is apt to admit their true feelings for the other, they miss each other desperately and so start exchanging texts whenever they can. Texts that turn rather scandalous when Reki accidentally sends a nude that he knew he never should have taken in the first place.
Yet, outside their fluctuating relationship, more sinister activities are afoot. Being in Canada has dragged Langa back to the days of the car accident that took his father's life and nearly robbed him of his own. An accident that may not have been an accident at all, if Reki's suspicions prove correct. It's dangerous territory to be investigating, especially if the killer is looking to finish what they started.
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20 Aug 2024
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i cannoli have eyes for you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jul 2023
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Gojo silently clicks to the next side. “im a poor pitiful child of 20 having my dreams thwarted…pity me…” read this slide’s text box. There’s an accompanying badly drawn, pixelated image of some poor child wailing with a blown-up broken heart emoji over the kid’s head.
“Geto Suguru,” Gojo thunders, “I am unfortunately only left with you for my choice of companion. Like it or not, if I want to travel and complete my thesis, you need to come with me. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make this arrangement work.”
Geto really, really does not want to have any sort of relation to Gojo Satoru at all. He ends up globetrotting with him anyways as his unwilling dining companion and very enthusiastic horrible food partner.
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23 Jun 2024