3 Works by WritingTrashIsAHobby
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From Fade Fell by WritingTrashIsAHobby
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
01 Apr 2019
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"Elissa Tightarse Cousland found the stupid bloody temple of sacred ashes to begin with and then she went and offed herself to stop the crappy blight and save the friggin world.
Right, yea, so ten years later she falls out of the fades arsehole after the temple gets exploded by an ancient danglebag who wants to make himself into a god. She's got a glowy thing that makes her all sorts of special, and weird magic, also she can't remember crap.
King Copper and her have a thing, it's weird like they read eachothers brains, pretty sure she's giving him a right good pickle tickle. Oh! But she's got the Commanders panties so twisted the tosser doesn't even notice that Trevelyan girl is practically throwing her peach at him and then Dorian ends up-"
"Hey, Sera? Shut it."
"Oh, and the author is a bitchtits, at least she finally started adding steamy bits."
(Any chapter with a * marked are not chantry approved. Actually the chantry wouldn't approve any of it.)
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Ship to Saharon by WritingTrashIsAHobby
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
26 Feb 2019
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"A human, a Qunari, a Dwarf and an Elf get on a ship to Saharon. Sounds like a bad joke." Elissa commented.
"It is." Sten stated.
"Yes. Well." Zevran sighed. "Not sure why I thought coming with the pair of you would be more interesting than bedding the Queen of Ferelden like she was an Antivan whore, but alas here we are."
"Antivan whores, eh?" Oghren asked. "Sounds nice."
At dawn, two days after Queen Anoras coronation, three days after watching Alistair make the ultimate sacrifice, Elissa Cousland abandoned the Wardens as well as Ferelden.
Cousland and Sten, two emotionally repressed, mentally damaged, efficient killers who are consistantly challenging eachother and surrounded by shenanigans.
(It's back! Contains blatant abuse of in game dialogue)
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Fenris didn't want to love her.
She was everything he hated.
Humorous bloodmage Hawkes rivalmance as seen through the eyes of a particularly angry, violent, broody elf.