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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    When conditioning turns ugly.

    Oliver's a Neutral. He'd known that since he was born, since his parents took every single hobby away from him, since he'd been relegated to his room for studying and nothing else.

    Turns out, that level of isolation causes a lot more problems than you'd expect. Eventually, Oliver, or at least those around him, realizes that while he might not have the Neutral Classification, he's the most Neutral person you'd ever find.

    And not in a good way.

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    Erica Hood was never supposed to be special.

    She can’t shift properly, can’t mindlink with her pack, and definitely does not believe in fated mates. Unfortunately for her, the future Alpha of the Gold Moon Pack keeps looking at her like she belongs to him, rogue attacks are getting worse, and something ancient lurking in the shadows seems very interested in her existence.

    Oh, and her missing mother might not actually be dead.

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    (n.) the disorienting, exciting, or refreshing feeling of being outside your familiar environment

    Thorin frowns, leaning toward the wizard. “You said you found us a fourteenth member.”

    “Indeed, I have. And a fifteenth.”

    Verbena Baggins has never quite fit in in the Shire, always being described as much too "Tookish". When a group of dwarves shows up on her doorstep promising adventure, who is she to say no? And what kind of sister would she be if she didn't drag her brother along?

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    Where hobbits didn't forget their nomadic culture and remembered who they are.

    Hobbits were created from earth and plant. They were the children of Aule and Yavanna, made in celebration of their bonding. They knew the earthen tongue. Plant and earth come to their aid.

    What would the journey to Erebor be like with a female Bilbo who knew a little about surviving?

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    Basically me combining my desire to make Hobbits their own race (which means they get a gift of their own from Eru since all of his children get something cool), having a female Bilbo while making what happens sort of realistic as Gandalf is apparently known to take a lad or Lass of into the blue for an adventure, and making hobbits actually have a culture the reflects their past nomadic life.

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    Grammer fixes completed in all chapters in 06/2018 (no promises that all issues were found and fixed.)

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