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Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
Harry’s plan?
Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
His visits are anything but innocent. Voldemort remains oblivious.- Language:
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04 Jun 2026
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"That was the muggle movie E. T. If you want to know how it ends, make friends with a muggle. Have a pleasant summer."
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There lies a boy at the heart of the chamber. He's not a day over sixteen, limbs still draped in Hogwarts black and Slytherin green. There is no wound marring his corpse, no sign of struggle, no blood but for the colour that hasn’t left his cheeks in fifty years.
As Harry falls to his knees beside him, the ghost of Tom Riddle watches from a distance, spinning plans.
(Or: there is a monster in the Chamber of Secrets.)
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13 Mar 2026
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Sequel to Wolf’s Choice. Harry enters his fifth year with the Ministry demanding he retract his stories of Voldemort’s return, his allies demanding sacrifices he may not want to make, and the world becoming sharper with every breath.
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- Part 3 of Choices
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04 Nov 2025
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Listening I made it to chapter 2 but I already read 120 chapters I’ve gone this far to just drop it be right back when I can
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31 Aug 2025
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Awesome series might wanna look back at