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What’s this treasure?” Slorch laid down his book on the arm of the sofa and looked at the paper gift bag with a look that implied Anthony had just dropped a writhing ball of snakes in his lap.
“Present.” Ah yes, eloquent as always, the angel climbed into his chair opposite the demon and looked at him with gleeful anticipation.
The Archduke narrowed his eyes.
“What kind of present?”
Anthony put his hand to his heart in mock offence.
“You wound me, sweetheart. I only brought you a few new clothes.” -
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“Treasure.”
Anthony snapped out of his reverie at the quiet growl of his beloved's voice. He looked down to see Slorch’s head breaching the water in front of him. Anthony frowned. Slorch’s eyes were white, his jaw loose. He could see the saw-like protrusion of his teeth, more than would fit naturally into a human mouth. Something was wrong.
“Slorch, what is it?” The angel slid into the water, swimming the few strokes to him. He cupped the demon's face in his hands, trying to bring him out of the in-between space. Only one thing did this to the Lord of hidden torments. He’d found prey.Lord Slorch the Vile, and the Angel Anthony need a little holiday, just a bit of time for themselves.
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"His tongue licked the filth from her throat. Before her death, Siobhan hadn’t been bathed in weeks; dirt and sweat gathered in the wrinkles and creases of her neck. The acrid scent of unwashed skin filled his nostrils. His eyes rolled white, and his jaw of needle-sharp teeth sank deep into the withered muscle of her neck. The crunch of bone and cartilage a symphony in his head. Her blood gushed thick and heady. Memory poured from the wound, filling his mouth. He swirled his tongue, seeking out the things that made her beg to keep the lights on at night."
Archduke Lord Slorch enjoys his job; he is very good at it. Until he has to torment a soul he doesn't believe belongs in Hell. He needs to find an Angel, because Lord Slorch has questions, and he wants answers.
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“Wearing your kilt again?”
His hands found purchase on slender hips.
“Yeah, was planning on it. Why?”
Anthony allowed himself to be pulled closer, the leather sporran pressed between Asa, and Anthony’s needy cocks. He shivered as warm lips found his throat.
“It suits you.”
The professor tipped his head back and groaned; he was sure it wouldn’t matter if they were a little late. Asa’s hands rucked his kilt up, using his belly to keep it in place as he reached for Anthony’s hardening length. Alright, maybe a lot late.
“Everybody looks good in a kilt, Angel.”
A firm bite dragged a hiss from his lips, he ground his hips into Asa’s hot hand, precum bleeding against warm flesh. Yes, yes, yes. Asa hummed a familiar tune as he nudged Anthony’s head to the side, gaining access to that little patch behind his ear that made his knees buckle.
“Not as good as you.”
It's World Cup season, and there's not a Scotsman upright and breathing who doesn't hold delusional hope of their team winning, and it has absolutely nothing to do with rubbing it in England's face, that would be rude, and childish, obviously. Asa has to look after a very inebriated, very horny post-win, Anthony. -
500 Miles by Wellthumbed
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2026
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"Mother, we don’t want a big wedding, and that’s final”.
When Anthony and Asa announce their engagement to Anthony's family during a visit home, they should have known better than to expect things to go their way. After all, what kind of family would the Crowley's be if they didn't throw the hooley* of the century for their boy and his man? Never come between a Scottish Mamie and a guid perty.
*Hooley - A lively, noisy celebration.
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The Happiest Place on Earth by Wellthumbed
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Lazing on a Sunny Afternoon by Wellthumbed
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15 Dec 2023
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The Book of Life has erased... everything. Even Aziraphale and Crowley. Another version of them exists in another Earth, living the life they always dreamed of sharing, but this is Not Enough. They want EVERYTHING.
A continuation of canon in the Original Universe. Or, how Crowley and Aziraphale came back from the End of Everything.
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12 Jun 2026
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Asa and Anthony meet and learn all the ways they mean to each other
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24 May 2026
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*GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 SPOILERS*
To try and cope with the ending, here are different dates, not necessarily in a chronological order, that these two (Asa and Anthony) have gone to, together.
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21 May 2026
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Aziraphale has been taking some time to himself. He'd signed up to man a lighthouse on the coast; chunky knits, sea breeze, screaming gulls, and all the quiet time to read books you could ask for. But it doesn't take Crowley long to get bored, to show up with a bottle of wine and a sense of determination to change what they've been for millennia.
Only something is very wrong at the lighthouse, and the angel is going to need Crowley to risk everything to save him one more time.
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05 Apr 2026
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Crowley It's Cold Outside by MxMaxZephyrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
04 Mar 2026
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The worst blizzard since 1881 has descended on the countryside and is guaranteed to bury most of England in mountains of snow over several days.
Newly moved to Tadfield, certified city boy Crowley has never wielded a snow shovel in his life, but he'll have to give it a go.
Right next door, Aziraphale is overly prepared for any eventuality, except perhaps for one vexatious neighbour that openly detests him.
How will they weather the storm?
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