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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Jazz is such a cool guy! He’s friends with everyone, and everyone loves him! Decepticons fear him and pray to Primus whenever he’s near, and… what else? Is there anything else known about him? Does it really matter if he’s real or fake? It does to Prowl.

    Prowl isn’t good at a lot of things, however, he is emotionally intelligent and masterful at making plans. He’s very much aware of Jazz’s mistrust in everyone, even in those within the Autobots, and the only people he trusts are fewer than a handful. Prowl wishes to be part of that “fewer than a handful” because Jazz is just so cool! More specifically, he wishes to hug him.

    What’s the most rational thing to do when you want to hug the most mistrusting mech (besides Red Alert) in all of Autobot history who breaks mechs limbs if they even brush their armor against his? You make a 47,813 step plan, obviously!

    With enough patience, if he follows his plan to a T, and if everything aligns with how he simulated it in his processor, he’ll get that hug in approximately 1 million vorns! Piece of cake!

    Operation: Befriending Jazz Without Getting Killed for Looking Like a Spy, is a go

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    As Megatron and Minimus grow closer, Minimus becomes comfortable asking for favors. Megatron doesn't mind... In fact, he might actually like it.

    Not super suggestive? Idk Ive never written this kinda thing before lol

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    First Aid calls Hook to a neutral location to ask a favor

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Just a silly HC idgaf. Prowl sleeps as a car bc its comfiest. Jazz makes fun of him (lovingly).

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Jazz has been Second-in-Command of the Autobots for about a year now. He wishes it wasn't the case, but it is what it is. There's really not much of a choice in the matter. He missed Prowl. But the Autobots are loosing, so he can't focus on that now.

    Until it hits him right in the face.

    Prowl is alive, after a whole year of being thought dead. Stuck in Decepticon captivity, he was bound to be a bit different. But he's attacking all the people he loved and doing things he would have never done before. Can Jazz figure out what happened to his lover?

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    02 Jun 2026