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Five Weddings and a Potions Accident by lauren3210 for TheMightyFlynn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2016
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In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.
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19 Dec 2022
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Lovely but be warned that it ends rather suddenly
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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As part of the terms of the probationary contract, DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY shall submit for inspection his WAND on the last day of every month, such inspection to be carried out by a duly registered and fully qualified AUROR in the employ of the MINISTRY OF MAGIC, and such inspection to include a PRIORI INCANTATEM spell to ensure that no PROHIBITED MAGICS as heretofore described have been practised by the aforementioned probationer.
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Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.
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Bookmarked by Voracious_Reader_Type
04 Nov 2025
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So funny. Check out the rest by this author
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What Dreams May Come by firethesound_HP_archive for slytherco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2020
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If Harry had to get called into work on his day off, at least he was able to get Malfoy called in too.
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Bookmarked by Voracious_Reader_Type
09 Oct 2025
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Creepy but excellent, Harry’s coat is amazing. Watch out for the heartbreaking reference to young Harry trying to keep his clothes folded