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The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
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Motioning with a single finger for him to come closer, Draco leaned in. “I will say this before I completely forget: I am sorry you were tethered to me. I wanted love and a family, but I didn’t believe it would ever happen.” Her fingers were wrapped in his healer robes, pulling him closer, “but that red bitch is taking over. My eggs are calling your name, and I want to be filled by you in all ways possible. So, if you want a logical answer, you shouldn’t ask me what I want unless it is about how I want you to fuck me.”
“Fucking hell.” Draco croaked.
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That time, a fertility artifact went rogue and aimed its sights on Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 7 of Lunchtime Love Stories
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Five Times Draco Malfoy Tried to Win Over Hermione Granger… And The One Time He Succeeded by SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2024
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Everything about Ron was simple. He was incredibly uncomplicated and, in Draco’s eyes, abysmally boring and a disappointment to wizards everywhere. The last two may be personal prejudice, but he’s fairly certain the first two points were opinions held by the vast majority.
Hermione didn’t deserve simple, though.
She deserved someone who could match her wits, someone who could challenge her and encourage her as she pursued her goals. Hermione deserved someone who would worship the ground she walked on solely because she asked.
Was he erring towards desperation for her? Perhaps, but he was beyond the point of feeling embarrassed about it because he knew he was right.
Hermione Granger deserved better, and Draco was going to make sure she knew it.
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OR: Draco gets fed up with how Ron treats Hermione and decides to show her that he’s a better option.
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“Vow yourself to me.”
“What?” she questions, her brain too rattled to take seriously the severity in Malfoy's tone.
“What occurs beyond those doors may be a vow forced upon us to take, but let this one be of our own making.”
Hermione opens her mouth but nothing dares come out.
“Vow your mind and body to me as I vow mine to you, to let you hate it and fuck it and ruin it for the rest of our lives.”
or: Hermione and Draco hate each other so much that they decide to fuck it out. Moments before their Ministry-mandated wedding.
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.

