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Lucifer kissed him slowly.
Like he was something delicate.
Precious.
Or something that would shatter if handled with anything less than absolute reverence. And perhaps, some part of Lucifer still feared that possibility.
Alastor worried about it too—if he were honest.
It still didn’t stop his fingers from curling around Lucifer’s waist, his grin twitching, sharp and stiff, not quite relaxing.
Still, Lucifer kept murmuring against his skin, golden eyes slipping closed for brief moments of time as he peppered his skin with soft kisses from the corner of Alastor’s mouth to his jaw. Then to his throat.
All the while, whispered confessions spilled from his lips.
“Exquisite…”
“My Beloved…”
“Gorgeous…”Series
- Part 2 of The Story of Us
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It all started with a laugh.
Alastor hadn’t meant to—hadn’t wanted to. But he had been blindsided. How was he supposed to know the obnoxious, pathetic excuse for a King had a sense of humor…?
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In which Lucifer discovers Alastor's love of pun-based humor, particularly at a TV-headed demon's expense.Series
- Part 1 of The Story of Us
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You Better Go Now (Because I Like You Much Too Much) by charmingdemonbelle for bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Nov 2025
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“You prefer to earn your keep,” Lucifer repeated slowly, the gears in his head creaking into motion. It was a stupid idea. Grade A, grass-finished bullshit. But he’d felt a spark when he’d heard her sing, and he’d be absolutely damned if he lost it now.
Perhaps she could sense it, too, because she took one curious look at his face before pinching the bridge of her nose. “I feel like I am going to regret asking this, but… what?”
“If I tell you, you have to promise that you’ll hear me out to the end, okay? And, uh, maybe not punch me.”
“...I reserve the right to punch you if necessary.”
“Right. Okay. That’s fair.”
Lucifer took a deep breath.
“I have a business proposition for you.”
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A chance encounter between Lucifer Morningstar, CEO of Eden Holdings, and Alastor Foucher, a fiery jazz singer determined to make her own way in the world, results in a very unusual business arrangement: Alastor will help Lucifer entertain various clients during a week of social engagements in exchange for financial and material support. Her only condition? Absolutely no sex. But what will happen as their feelings start to grow?
A human!AU inspired by the film "Pretty Woman."
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I, the Savior. I, the Saved. by charmingdemonbelle for bibichik
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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Alastor closes his eyes as the fight drains from his body. Lucifer knows. He’s certain of it, just as he is certain that the life he has known up to this moment is now over. He’ll live out the rest of his eternity on his back, legs spread for anyone with a few coins in their pocket. He almost laughs at the irony, that he should be a means for sinners to slake their hunger for a pound of flesh, in a manner of speaking.
“Alastor.”
He opens his eyes. Lucifer’s expression is inscrutable, but the air around him feels charged with energy like the moments before a storm.
“I need you to tell me what’s going on. Right now.”
Alastor forces himself to be calm. He will face this with dignity. “I believe I am going into heat, your Majesty.”
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In a Hell tightly controlled by a caste system, a misbegotten good deed threatens to expose Alastor's most closely guarded secret. He is certain that the life he has known is over once Lucifer discovers the truth, and he is right—only not in the way he expects.
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"I summon you." Alastor’s breath fogged in the sudden cold. "I call you. I demand you answer."
A laugh echoed through the room: rich and golden and wrong. It came from everywhere and nowhere, bouncing off the walls, crawling up Alastor's spine.
"Demand?"
The word curled through the air like cigarette smoke. Alastor's hands froze on the paper.
"You demand my presence, little mortal? How entertaining."
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