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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    After Kel breaks orders and invades Scanra to rescue her Haven civilians in Lady Knight, she is found guilty of treason in wartime.

    She escapes with the help of friends and does the only thing Kel could ever conceive of doing in that instance-- she keeps fighting Tortall's war.

    This is Kel, however; she is always willing to fight her battles alone, but people will always rise up to fight alongside her.

    (Drabble answer to a tumblr prompt)

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    16 Apr 2020

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    unconnected* fics focusing on kel and neal. fics can be platonic or romantic, au or canon-verse.

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    15 Apr 2020

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    In which Rey is hungover and drunk at a Waffle House, and Ben is the waiter who winds up fighting the other waiter and she just wants a damn waffle.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    Time stops, and Crowley isn't the one who did it. He was asleep at the time, having thrown a strop and poured himself into unconsciousness to cool down. But he assumes whoever did it, either Hell or Heaven, either/or, is probably planning to execute him for his sins. And it's not as if he has anywhere else to go with the world on pause, so there isn't much he can do about it. It's a fair cop.

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    13 Feb 2020