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Aziraphale has been taking some time to himself. He'd signed up to man a lighthouse on the coast; chunky knits, sea breeze, screaming gulls, and all the quiet time to read books you could ask for. But it doesn't take Crowley long to get bored, to show up with a bottle of wine and a sense of determination to change what they've been for millennia.
Only something is very wrong at the lighthouse, and the angel is going to need Crowley to risk everything to save him one more time.
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08 Jun 2026
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Dungeons & Date Night, ILLUSTRATED by eklmrlos by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Feb 2026
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The inspiration for this came from beloved Good Omens fandom favourite Deathbybadger on bluesky, who used to run Sotheran’s twitter account and is our honourary real-world Aziraphale. He shared the following post:
“So I am reading this old 1980 D&D module and it goes "AREA 47: the owner of this operation, Kadish, is a blatant (as opposed to latent) homosexual, that should give you a good idea as to how he will act towards a party of men" and actually I support kadish in all his endeavours”
To which my response was:
“When there’s no Grindr, the only solution to tempt a bunch of buff muscular bears to visit you is to build a dungeon to draw in barbarian swordsmen. SURPRISE! It’s a date! (Leave swords at the door, canapés on the table, wine in the cellar next to the skeleton decorations.)”So of course Crowley is the serpent beast, and Aziraphale is the wandering hero. Let the flirting begin…
Look, I know there's not much plot going on here but sometimes all you want is a funny excuse to smoosh these ineffable idiots together and let them get spicy.
Illustrations by eklmrlos https://bsky.app/profile/elkmrlos.bsky.social
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02 Jun 2026
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Harpies have always been considered a thieving nuisance, but Aziraphale has always had a sneaking fondness for them. That's why when he finds one trapped and on the verge of death, he decides to lend a hand. It's a decision that will change his life, especially when people start petitioning the king to have all harpies eradicated. Now Aziraphale and his new friend Crowley are fighting to arrange a treaty between their two peoples before time runs out. It won't be easy, because there are some people who resort to anything to stop it from happening, but these two are determined to prove that humans and harpies can get along, and maybe even fall in love...
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25 May 2026
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Crowley is a cat burglar who specializes in "document retrieval" and he's just been hired to steal a rare book. It's just his bad luck that the book's owner - one Aziraphale Fell - has sharp ears. Caught sneaking into the shop after closing, Crowley uses the first excuse he can think of: "I'm your secret admirer!"
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19 May 2026
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By rights, Aziraphale should be a rich man. In reality, his family has his inheritance tied up in trust funds while he lives completely under their control. The one thing that makes his life tolerable is the support of his best friend and secret crush, the family chauffeur Crowley. Together, the two of them hatch an audacious plot to get their hands on Aziraphale's fortune and escape his family's clutches, but it won't be long before the family sets the police (in the form of Officer Muriel) on their trail...
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18 May 2026