UtmostCalamity
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“Just say the word, little buddy, and all this could be yours too,” Tanaka said, gesturing broadly at himself.
“Wow, how did I get so lucky,” Hinata deadpanned.
“Hey, if you don’t want-”
“No, shut up!” Hinata yelped, grabbing Tanaka’s arm. “I want you to be my fake boyfriend too! Are you free this weekend?”
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Hinata's been having trouble with an overly flirtatious coworker, but lucky for him his bro Tanaka is an expert in the field of fake dating.Series
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As he neared the building, Kei caught sight of those bright yellow flowers, but his heart sank when he didn’t spot any kicking feet or shining copper. Instead, an altogether different but immediately recognizable color grabbed his attention. A color entirely inappropriate for his balcony, as a matter of fact. A light, powder blue fluttering gently in the breeze–his favorite sweatshirt was draped over their railing.
Well, Shouyou had some explaining to do.
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Hinata Shouyou is an irresponsible idiot, and that's somehow Kei's problem yet again.
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Hinata got too excited about playing on the beach to remember sunscreen needs to be reapplied, and Tsukishima is the only one around to help him deal with the consequences.
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Hinata huffed a quiet little half-laugh through his nose. He promised Kenma he would scope the cafe out since he was almost there anyway, then tucked his phone back into his jeans. He stared down at the pavement for a few seconds and took in a slow, deep breath. He then tossed his head back, covered his face with his hands, and let out a high pitched whine.
“Ah, what do we have here? A shrimpy in distress?”
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Hinata loves his boyfriends. He really, really does. What he doesn't love is how much they're getting on his nerves recently.
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Hinata is a very small boy and his very tall boyfriends are getting a little too protective.
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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament
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your blood for my heart (my love you already have it) by what_on_io
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jul 2024
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"There's a ritual, you see. Not the kind you're thinking, don't worry. But it does require the, ah, blood of a mage to complete."
Gale's stomach twists painfully. "Oh. I see. Well, It’s not like I wasn’t prepared to sacrifice myself once, right? For you, Astarion, anything."
Astarion turns slowly to face him, blanket still hitched up to his chin. “You think… you think I want to sacrifice you?”
Astarion figures out a way to walk in the sun again, and heads to Waterdeep to enlist Gale's help. They, obviously, fall in love along the way.
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Bodies, Suns, and Other Forms of Currency by DevilsSacramentCatering
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Aug 2024
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As their options dwindle in Baldur's Gate, Cazador sends Astarion to Waterdeep. It comes with a lot of perks. Most notably, he's far from Cazador, sending victims by boat instead of personal delivery.
Astarion has a simple plan in Waterdeep. He will seduce the wizard, learn what magic keeps Cazador at bay, then flee. Free at last.
The wizard in question, though? Absolutely sexless. Impossible to seduce.
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01 Apr 2025
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Stop One Heart From Breaking by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.
Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.
And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.
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- Part 1 of I Shall Not Live In Vain
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knowledge (and all of its consequences) by Folie_a_duex
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Nov 2024
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He’s familiar with the space Viktor takes up, standing next to him by the blackboard or sitting down at the tables. He knows how Viktor will shuffle underneath Jayce’s arm to correct a mistake in his maths, or rewrite a messy theory while Jayce prattles on about the next steps. He knows the surprising sturdiness of Viktor’s cane, as it smacks at his ankles when Jayce doesn’t make room fast enough.
Viktor is no stranger to Jayce.
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This is just 23k of Jayce being hopelessly in love with Viktor. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 1 of stupid in love (jayvik)
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26 Jan 2025