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    Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.

    Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.

    For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “Marley.” Ilya says evenly, suddenly knowing he can actually breathe. He had a plan and he knew what he needed to do. And he couldn’t do it from the locker room bench. “If he is very injured, if he cannot play again, if he is very bad, I will kill you. I will kill you painfully.”
    Cliff gapes at him.

    In which the hit that Cliff Marleau had on Shane Hollander goes a little different. For one, they’re in Boston. For another, Ilya realizes he might be panicking? Which is probably not something to do in the middle of a game. And, oh yeah, he just outed both himself and his not-boyfriend to an entire locker room of hockey players.

    But that’s okay, because while Boston may be vicious, they do take care of their own. And they quickly realize that their captain’s happiness and willingness to stay with the Bears is tied to Shane Hollander. The solution is easy, they’ll just have to make Shane Hollander a Bear.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    The Blofis family is many things; a respected name in the community, well-known for its long and distinguished history of military achievement. Generation after generation have proven their worth, leaving an indisputable legacy that dogs the footsteps of those to come.

    Imagine their surprise when they find out Paul, the middle child and blacksheep of the family, has not only eloped with an artist and single mother, but kept it a secret. For two years.

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    Or, Percy Jackson meets the Blofis family.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    “What do you mean you don’t want kids?”

    “No, Percy,” Annabeth shook her head. “No buts. I’m sorry, but you’re gonna have to wait if you want my children. I’d be happy to give you those kids you want, Percy, really, but I just can’t right now. If you want kids, you’re gonna have to get your own or just wait.”

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    Apollo frowned, noticing his catatonic state. “Perseus?”

    “Wanna have a baby?” Percy blurted out and then instantly brought a hand up to his mouth as Apollo choked, his eyes widening. “Oh shit.”

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”

    “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”

    “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."

    Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

    Read in Russian here!

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    04 Mar 2026