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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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- 36,804
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
12 Jul 2026
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how many corners do i have to turn? (how many times do i have to learn?) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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“So you’re demoting me?”
“Uh, I don’t think you were actually ever promoted.”
“Technically.”
“Agatha, you have to earn a promotion.”
Agatha wets her lips, leans in close. Rio’s eyes track the movement before she has time to realize, and she has nowhere to go, back pressed against the many tins of chopped tomatoes on the shelf. She tries to keep a neutral expression. Unfazed. Possibly unsuccessfully.
“So I’ll earn it.”
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Rio inherits her aunt's restaurant. Agatha makes the whole thing much more stressful than it should be.
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- Part 1 of happiness, more or less
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- English
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- 26,597
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 278
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
17 Jun 2026
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))
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- English
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- 209,142
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
15 Jun 2026
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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- Part 1 of honey, this might be the place
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- English
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- 63,807
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 422
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- 1,238
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
17 Mar 2026
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Rio steps into her room, turns around, and delivers her coolest: “See you never, Harkness!” before slamming the door hard enough to make the old and badly maintained handle clatter to the floor.
“Gosh darnit!”
OR: Rio accidentally moves in with her old school bully- Language:
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
17 Mar 2026
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Nicholas gives Agatha a certificate for drum lessons for her birthday. Agatha isn't very happy about it, but her opinion changes when she meets her teacher Rio, the founder of the music school.
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
02 Feb 2026
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you should join my company! (that's a pyramid scheme.) by anencore
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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“Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty,” Agatha’s voice reached her ears and she had to roll her eyes at her fake cheery tone.
“Do you see any cars around?” Rio deadpanned.
“…No?”
“Exactly.”
Rio banged the door shut and against her judgment felt her lips tugging up at the way Agatha snorted behind the thick wood.
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Rio is a tired vampire and can't stand the weird saleswoman who keeps knocking on her door trying to sell some useless product despite being told to leave multiple times.
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
01 Feb 2026
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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- Part 1 of slide away
- Language:
- English
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- 35,947
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 508
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- 2,215
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- 35,313
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
25 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
10 Dec 2025
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Rio is a disillusioned 30-year-old, grad school dropout, who recently returned to her hometown to manage the local grocery store. Being a grocery store manager wasn't on her bingo card, but she's rolling with the punches. Her days are mostly painless and monotonous enough until a mysterious, gorgeous, pain in the ass customer walks through the front door.
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
28 Nov 2025
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If you’re not falling, you’re not trying by StraightUpNot
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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The Witches Road ski resort is home to some of the best skiing in the country and some of the best instructors. Ski instructor Agatha and Snowboarding Instructor Rio have a friendly (boarder line dangerous) rivalry on and off the mountain. Agatha likes to show up a competitive Rio, while Rio likes to spend every moment she can, making Agatha's days a little more difficult.
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Rio sits herself down at the top of the run, leaning over to secure her feet in her bindings while Agatha has already clicked herself into hers.
“Hurry up!” Agatha whines, whacking Rio’s helmet with her pole.
Rio whips around, reaching out and shoving her ski so she slips a little. “Be patient, asshole.”
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
18 Nov 2025
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Agatha Harkness: decorated star, devoted wife and mother, Hollywood icon.
Rio Vidal: charming newcomer, playgirl with a heart of gold, Oscar hopeful.
Some sparks aren’t meant to be ignored.
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- Part 1 of FYC
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 748,690
- Chapters:
- 53/?
- Comments:
- 2,371
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- 2,647
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- 362
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
11 Nov 2025
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“Thirty-nine—”
Liar, Rio thinks. You’re forty-one.
“—I teach music at Westview High—”
Another lie.
“—I’m a Scorpio—”
Okay, that one is true.
“—and I nurse stray kittens back to health in my free time.”
Rio expertly turns a laugh into a cough, and takes a sip of her water with her hand held up in an apologetic gesture.
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OR: Agatha and Rio have been running a scam for years, but the only people they've been scamming are... Agatha and Rio.
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- English
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- 13,613
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- 3/3
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- 103
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
17 Oct 2025
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Kya rock climbs to get over her fear of heights and Lin is her instructor... Her sexy, muscular, moody instructor.
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06 Oct 2025
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Professor Vidal has always hated Professor Harkness. Agatha's teaching style was wild, chaotic, a party for each class. Rio on the other hand felt a classroom was a sacred space to learn. Not to have dance parties or comedy shows in. The two were opposites, enemies in each other's eyes.
However, one night- Rio finds herself crying in the ice cream aisle after being stood up by her date. To make matters worse? Agatha Harkness finds her there.
Little did Rio know, the best years of her life stood in that aisle with her...
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Multi chapter AU fic:)
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- English
- Words:
- 150,750
- Chapters:
- 14/20
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- 363
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- 1,158
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
02 Oct 2025
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“Uhm… I'm R-Rio.”
Agatha begins to grin, slow and deliberate, like a cat who’s just spotted a mouse with a limp.That girl is into her, isn’t she? The wide eyes, the nervous lip-biting, the way she clutches her skirt like it might shield her from whatever was happening inside her chest. Crush at first sight. Oh, the poor thing has no clue what’s hit her.Twenty-somethings Agatha and Rio are forced to go on a camping trip with their respective families.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,700
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 384
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- 1,312
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- 29,823
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
30 Sep 2025
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westview family law: tailored strategies. hands-on execution. by Anonymous
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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- 117,147
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- 4
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- 34
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
24 Sep 2025
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In a city plagued by corruption and violent crime, Rio Vidal, a disgraced former FBI agent, is forced to partner with Agatha Harkness, a fiercely independent detective with no patience for rules—or partners.
“Listen, Vidal. I work alone. Stay out of my way, and we’ll be fine.”
Rio looked up, her steady gaze locking onto Agatha’s. “That’s not how partnerships work, Harkness.”
The room seemed to hold its breath for a moment before Agatha let out a short scoff. “We’ll see.”
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Agent Rio Vidal inevitably falls for the tough Detective Agatha Harkness.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 164,519
- Chapters:
- 17/30
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- 926
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- 1,377
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- 318
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- 61,398
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
16 Sep 2025
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At the Still Point of the Turning World by LilaLuna
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Feb 2025
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“You look like you just sprinted a mile,” Alice said, smirking. “Dr. Harkness give you a hard time today?”
Rio dropped into the seat across from her, pulling her scarf loose and letting out a sigh. “No, not really. She actually said I had a ‘fair interpretation.’”
Alice leaned forward, resting her chin on her hand. “And that made your entire week, didn’t it?”
Rio tried to brush it off, stirring sugar into her coffee. “She’s just — she has this presence, you know? The way she talks, the way she challenges you. It’s like she’s… magnetic.”
“Uh-huh.” Alice’s smirk deepened. “Magnetic. Sure. That’s the word we’re going with?”
“Oh, stop it,” Rio groaned, her cheeks heating.
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Or: Rio Vidal, a PhD student, finds herself enthralled with Dr. Agatha Harkness, her Modernist poetry seminar teacher, and her adorable son, Nicky.
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- Part 1 of All Roads Lead to You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 349,784
- Chapters:
- 61/61
- Comments:
- 1,207
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- 2,206
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- 253
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- 99,874
Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
10 Sep 2025
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“I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“
“Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”
Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.
Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.
“You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”
Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 215,148
- Chapters:
- 30/31
- Comments:
- 3,188
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Bookmarked by Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
10 Sep 2025